As per tradish, here’s a rundown of all the celeb costumes I could find — from offensive, to naked and everything in between. And of course, the winner of this year’s “accidentally racist” costume that they immediately needed to issue an apology for is…….
YIKES. Outta left field with that one! Didn’t expect sweet ole Hil (who dressed as a basic bitch black cat last year) to fall for this trap.
Also to be clear, every gossip site who described her getup as a “sexy pilgrim” costume should also be issuing apologies because there is nothing sexy about a pilgrim.
Colton Haynes has been creepin up on Heidi Klum as Halloween extraordinare but enough is enough. I understand that Miss Piggy as a character is a slutty pig, but that doesn’t mean we need to see her naked, playboy style. TOO FAR, COLTON.
This year’s unicorn costume SLAAAYYYYY.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMIf0TsgX_S/?taken-by=nicolerichie
Enough time has passed since the incident for this to be ok. Hil, take notes. Getting mauled by a tiger? Give it some time and then ease back into it. Native Americans, on the other hand? Always a no.
No clue what this is supposed to be.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMNB8iEDcRw/?taken-by=therealsarahhyland
Hey what’re you dressed as tonight? Fairy Queen of the Swamp.
What a perfect costume for CCB. Prayers to whoever is rocking those giant feet next to her.
My fave couple killing it power ranger style.
Fam Goalz.
Glen Powell, better known as Chad Radwell with my favorite costume of the year. HI-YAHHHH.
Always a good time to throw it back to Alfalfa.
Whoa.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMLMmcBBjtg/?taken-by=scoutlaruewillis&hl=en
WTF IS THIS?! I’ve never wanted to unsee something more.
Baby Luna CRUSHED Halloween. See Chrissy’s insta for no less than 1000 pictures of the little nugget modeling different costumes.
Speaking of nuggets, here’s ole smooth moves over here as Marty McFly.
As always, winners of the fam costume.
And so we begin the “friendly” portion of Halloween. Playboy bunny from someone who I wouldn’t be surprised to see a sex tape from in 2017.
You know how cowgirls love to wear their lingerie with a bedazzled belt over it.
I’m not following on this number for Julianne Hough.
SHE WORE THIS WITH HER CHILDREN. THEY ARE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW HOW RIDICULOUS THIS IS.
I’m torn here. This is so spot on but like also tone it down with the skankwad costumes every year, girl.
Thanks for showing us your nips.
Ah yes, of course. “Santa”. If Santa had never seen a cookie in his life and also wore sparkly hot pants.
It felt right to follow up the sexy anything segment of this blog with Mindy’s Cap Sully costume. Which of course, is the opposite of sexy.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!
Bey & Blue in an ode to Salt n Pepa
Katy Perry upgrading from the time she dressed as a literal cheeto, to full-on Hil. Not sure why Orlando Bloom is Trump instead of Slick Willy. Pretty weird coups costume dynamic.
LC Queen of DIY Halloween with another banger.
Nina Dobrev’s “I’m a complete dope” face really completes this costume.
Real life Ryan Lochte went for terrifying this year.
Is this a real rabbit because it is creepy AF.
Zach Braff looks like a babe soda
Stranger Things from Amy & her hot boyf. Truth bomb, that hairstyle doesn’t look unrealistic with Amy’s face.
Only time will tell if everyone gets outraged at Kelly for dressing up as Beyonce. Seems like a touchy subject lately. Cough cough, Amy Schumer.
Hard pass to Michael Strahan as Pikachu.
Well this is, interesting.
LEO! WHY COVER THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE OF YOURS?!
Nothin’ quite like dressing up as your younger self and realizing how old you are.
Demi looks like a dime.
Today Show tackled the 90’s, which of course I approve.
Is this the first year Matt has dressed as a male character?
Even the Today Show pup is killin it.
Seems a little early in the morning for a hooker costume, but whatevs.
Did I doooooo thaaaaaattt?
I cannot and will not stop laughing at Kathie’s Reg face.
Jenna Bush mailing it in and “dressing up” as her Grandma.
Ellen and a very low key Heidi Klum as Sia and Maddie. Tough look to have multiple Sia’s in the daytime TV world.
I already posted a solo shot of Candace as Tink, but it’s necessary to look at the whole cast of The View. Did they not learn ANYTHING from Today Show’s abomination of Peanuts last year? CARTOONS DON’T WORK IRL. This is what nightmares are made of.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
End of the day update (since I guess people actually dress up ON Halloween…whatever.)
WAY better than the power rangers. Cause, Doodle.
We get it, Mario. You’re ripped.
Enough with the Trolls. The movie isn’t even out yet and JT’s been hawking it since May. Also, those feet.
Saw a lot of Lochte but didn’t see any Phelps face and I ‘preciate this. Gabby on the other hand is SO four years ago.
It’s not fair.
Do better Tay. I mean, I get that you’re bragging that you know Ryan Reynolds by wearing the actual costume, but also the squad can do better than a bunch of basic costumes. Especially when you’re all rich AF.
Channing COULD NEVER be the beast.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMQTZoXB5d-/?taken-by=beyonce
Barbie dreams come true. But that second Insta Blue is CLEARLY like ok enough pics let’s go get some G-D candy now.
And for the big reveal…Heidi Klum’s infamous costume this year that she built up for FAR TOO LONG is
Taking a page out of Kimmy K’s book from last year, Heidi dressed up as herself then took it one step further and dressed up 5 other women like herself, complete with face prosthetics. Kewl.
PS If you & your boys wear Yeezy’s out on the town in Rio and brag about it on social media, you 100% deserve to be robbed at gunpoint forrealz.
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