Weekly JUice

Each week I bring you the top five headlines straight out of Hollywood and manage to relate them all back to myself.

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Week of 2/15/2021 1. An Ex-Royal Bebe. These two may not be royals anymore but they are the King and Queen of photogenic. Every milestone they’ve absolutely nailed the photo. Also important to note, the photographer who took this is in London and “captured it via iPad.” HOW. So you Facetimed them and took a […]

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Week of 2/8/2021 1. Surprise, Bitch. Anyone who knows me personally and/or has read even one sentence of this blog knows that I’m a Taylor stan but what some of you might not know is that I keep it real with Tay. I love her music, I love her genius marketing and I love her […]

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Week of 1/25/2021 1. No Sweet Dream. View this post on Instagram A post shared by halsey (@iamhalsey) Well this was an unwelcome surprise. My gurl Halsey is the latest to join the celebrity baby train in total oops fashion. Even though I salivate at the thought of breaking a shocking pregnancy and screenshotted the […]

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Week of 1/18/2021 1. Don’t F With Cats, Tesla. Listen, we’ve been on the Free Britney tirade for such a long period of time that I feel like maybe no one was paying any attention to Jamie-Lynn…and that’s on us. We took our eyes off of one Spears to focus on getting Brit off the […]

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Week of 1/11/2021 1. I Couldn’t Help But Wonder… …If Sex and the City would keep coming back until they’re all in their graves. It was announced this week that Sex and the City is making a comeback to HBO and honestly the timing could not have been more perfect. I had just finished re-watching […]

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Week of 1/4/2021 We made it to 2021. Are you one of those people who thinks when the clock strikes midnight on January 1st the world resets and everything changes… or are you rational? New year, same everything baybay, which of COURSE includes me razzing celebrities for their life choices…don’t matter what the numbers on […]

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Week of 12/7/2020 1. The Year of Taylor. I mean, I’m not just going to sit back and not yap my face off about Taylor coming in from the CLOUDS and dropping another whole ass album in our laps not even six months after surprising us with folklore. WHAT A MOVE and to get it […]

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Week of 11/23/2020   1. Clifford the Big Red NIGHTMARE. As if everything isn’t terrible enough, Paramount lays THIS SHIT ON US?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I’ll say this until I’m underground NOT EVERYTHING CARTOON WORKS AS LIVE ACTION (insert clap emojis between each word, obv.) Cartoons are adorable and in this case nostalgic. As […]

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Week of 11/16/2020 1. Just Gonna Keep Cruising. Been getting a lot of questions about the recent sale of my old masters. I hope this clears things up. pic.twitter.com/sscKXp2ibD — Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) November 16, 2020 I know I write about Taylor Swift basically every week but she just happens to always have hot goss […]

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Week of 11/9/2020 1. Who Bought Halftime This Year? The Weeknd, that’s who. I’m certainly not the first to say this but allow me to be the loudest, WHAT?! We just had a record day for new cases of the ‘vid (I feel like if we give it a street name it’ll stop killing people) […]

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