Each week I bring you the top five headlines straight out of Hollywood and manage to relate them all back to myself.
Week of 9/7/2021 1. Olivia is a total H-Dubb.* * Important to note that for a short period of time in high school, whenever we heard of some teenage hussy breaking up an already probably short-lived couple, we called that hussy an H-Dubb which was shorthand for homewrecker. Natch, there were no homes being wrecked […]
Week of 7/26/2021 Sit Down, Bennifer. JLo turned 52 over the weekend and decided to gift the world with the very first public PDA declaration of Bennifer 2.0. And obviously I didn’t handle well. If you need a quick refresher on how I feel about this “relationship”, please rewind back to this rant. To be […]
Week of 6/21/2021 #FreeBritney IN case you didn’t hear, Britney finally piped up at trial this week, begging to end her conservatorship. If I HAD to guess, I’d say she’s pretty sick of everyone else in the world speaking for her and decided it was TIME. I don’t want to credit her bravery directly to […]
Week of May 24th, 2021 1. I Was R I G H T. As you might recall, the announcement of the Friends Reunion hit around February of 2020 and I was QUICK to tell everyone to calm the hell down about it. Refresh your memory HERE. Well folks, nothing brings me more pure joy […]
Week of 4/12/2021 1. Adios, Macho. “For Real” This Time. Pretty torn up about the JLo Arod split but mostly because she didn’t text me about it first. Please respect my privacy during this very difficult time. — Julia Giantomasi (@TheSaltyJu) March 12, 2021 Obviously this is NOT breaking news. A full ass month ago […]
Week of 2/22/2021 1. Rough Week is an Understatement. As you may have heard, Lady Gaga is in Italy and while her dog walker was out walking her three dogs, he was shot in the chest and the dogs were stolen. Tiger Woods flipped his car this week and has been in the hospital getting […]
Week of 2/15/2021 1. An Ex-Royal Bebe. These two may not be royals anymore but they are the King and Queen of photogenic. Every milestone they’ve absolutely nailed the photo. Also important to note, the photographer who took this is in London and “captured it via iPad.” HOW. So you Facetimed them and took a […]
Week of 2/8/2021 1. Surprise, Bitch. Anyone who knows me personally and/or has read even one sentence of this blog knows that I’m a Taylor stan but what some of you might not know is that I keep it real with Tay. I love her music, I love her genius marketing and I love her […]
Week of 1/25/2021 1. No Sweet Dream. View this post on Instagram A post shared by halsey (@iamhalsey) Well this was an unwelcome surprise. My gurl Halsey is the latest to join the celebrity baby train in total oops fashion. Even though I salivate at the thought of breaking a shocking pregnancy and screenshotted the […]
Week of 1/18/2021 1. Don’t F With Cats, Tesla. Listen, we’ve been on the Free Britney tirade for such a long period of time that I feel like maybe no one was paying any attention to Jamie-Lynn…and that’s on us. We took our eyes off of one Spears to focus on getting Brit off the […]
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