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Met Gala Red Carpet 2017

Last year was technology, the year before was China and this year’s theme is……….

Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garçons.

Huh? I don’t even know why the Met Gala has themes at this point because the Katy Perry’s, Madonna’s and Olsen Twin’s of the world are going to wear whatever weird shit they want and everyone else is going to slap on a gown. So rather than looking that phrase up, which I’m pretty sure is just an artist? I give you…this year’s fashion Halloween, from disasters of fabric explosions to regular red carpet looks.

WORST.

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Dunno who Pharell’s lady friend is but she’s wearing a literal cartoon drawn outfit. If she laid down in an empty room someone would mistake her for a couch. Also it appears as though she broke both of her feet and is walking in the boot you get from the hospital.

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Not even a little bit flattering.

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Quickest way to terrify me is by making your eyebrows disappear, CLAIRE.

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Ho hum, I’m just going to go to a fancy event HOLDING MY OWN HAIR.

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A tuxedo jacket made for a baby.

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Oh, Katy. Go away pls.

"Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between" Costume Institute Gala - Arrivals

Maggie almost looks like she’s in pain. It pains her to be on a red carpet just as it pains us all to look at her slouching over with fabrics thrown on her body.

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Is Solange mocking me? Spring in NY literally IS me wearing my floor length winter puffy jacket until roughly June.

"Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between" Costume Institute Gala - Arrivals

Has Keri passed right before our very eyes? Legit question though. Did someone check to see if she was breathing?

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No matter what anyone says about this, Lena will cry on the internet for 100 years. PS it’s ugly.

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Black swan makeup tutorial meets actual dead animal on your head.

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NO, MANDY!!! You were crushing it this year!!!!

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The annual glimpse of the Olsen Twins as they crawl out of their caves to stare into our souls. Props to them for not wearing black cloaks this year!

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Lingerie doesn’t count, Nicki.

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Is that paper glued to her head in place of hair?

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Karlie looking fresh AF to lead a board meeting.

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This looks like one of those eye tricks that you see at the circus or a magic show. WHAT HAPPENED TO HER BODY?! Oh never mind it’s just covered by weird disproportionate fabrics.

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80’s prom.

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Better than literally showing everyone her bhole last year but also not really.

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Never thought I’d see Celine with a Courtney Love black smokey eye. She must be going through a rebellious phase.

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Sewing machine splosion.

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No thank you.

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I mean it’s festive for cinco de mayo…

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John looks like a babe soda. Feathers are a little too much, Chriss-dawgz.

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The center tie really gives this a gym outfit feel. #MetLeisureWear

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Sure, Kendall. Show us your RB curtz.

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Goodnight.

BEST.

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NO clue who this B is but I love this outfit.

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This was originally on the worst list but then the more I stared at it I convinced myself to bump her up. I think it’s the tail cape, mostly I just want to touch it.

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YoYo lookin like a dime!!!

"Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between" Costume Institute Gala - Arrivals

I don’t think I’ve ever tossed a compliment Behati’s way (mostly because she stole Adam Levine from me) but she looks beautiful and not weird at all.

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1. This dress is kewl. 2. More importantly, LaLa just faced Melo and his cheating ass.

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High probability for a vag flash here but otherwise elegant.

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H8 the clown hair, love the dress.

The Costume Institute Benefit celebrating the opening of Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art of the In-Between, Arrivals, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, USA - 01 May 2017

Could definitely do without the pink fur but the rest is 10’s.

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This dress makes me dizzy but I didn’t realize Elizabeth Banks has the body of a goddess.

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All about this dress.

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Nick reppin the underwhelming males on the red carpet looking fresh as a MF’er.

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I just respect the fact that Diddy is wearing that outrageous cape, tbh.

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Diane always looks good. (PS. I miss Pacey)

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Plaid suit swag for dayz.

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Priyanka fulfilling every man’s fantasy of the coat with nothing underneath. Not to be confused with a parking lot flasher. Much different.

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I’m a sucker for pastels. Especially when they’re hard to find among these garbage wacky outfits.

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Selena with the Weeknd red carpet debut!!! Now just lose that pink eyeshadow…

"Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between" Costume Institute Gala - Arrivals

Again, seeking comfort in the simple & approps gowns.

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Throwing Paris Jackson a bone for keeping it classy.

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This dress is kind of weird but this is my favorite color in the whole world so it works.

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MARY J FROM THE BLEACHERS! WOO GIRL.

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Again, never thought I’d give Cara a shoutout but I’m real into this metallic suit. Not so much the spraypainted head.

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Perfection.

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Surprisingly into the white top knot

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Reese can do no wrong.

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Mostly just focused on that amahzing cat eye and didn’t really look at the rest.

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YaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAzzzzzSSSSSSSSSzzzzzzzzzzzz. Ryan’s bowtie perfectly matched her blue feathers, in case anyone was wondering.

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Pretty sure this was a callback to the last time Gwynnie graced the Met Gala wearing essentially the same dress. Still works. She’s probz still the same size too (eye roll, not bitter or anything.)

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SUMMATIME. (This is the point where I’m running out of original things to say and I’m just going to start tossing out nonsense words.)

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JLo all covered up. WHOA. ARod has changed her. Hey ARod: Beat it, nerd.

Best Dressed of the night and it ain’t even close…

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Why did anyone else even bother to show up?

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ACM’s Red Carpet 2017

Country hits Vegas AND we’re finally getting closer to country music season so I’m all in on it again. Here’s the best and the worst of bedazzled belts and aggress spray tans.

WORST

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The boyf is determined to start dressing like the FGL jabroni on the left and I cannot hit it home any harder that these two are fashion disasters. There is never an event where it is approps to wear a literal denim tuxedo with a hat that ridiculous. I rest my case.

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Father Sam Hunt?

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Kewl bra.

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Sweet butt bow.

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WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE.

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YIKES, Lady A. What’s with the 70’s theme?

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Scotty. We meet again.

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There’s something about the skintight khakis that’s really throwing me off my game here. It’s like khaki leggings. Kheggings?

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Ok dude. Do less.

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Never pegged Kellie to be boring AF on the red carpet. Spice it up girl, it’s Vegas. Go crazy!

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Don’t go this crazy. My eyes are bleeding out of their sockets.

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Blech.

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I have no words for this floral ‘splosion.

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Throwing Nicole and Keith a bone here because they usually look like garbage on top of garbage.

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Red carpet look is kind of meh for Faith. Because she straight knocked me out during her duet. Seriously how is she that skinny? Also they both don’t age even for a second.

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Baby Rhett’s going to be a stunner.

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Favorite minty colors and dubz braid. Kelsea knows just what I like. I was all yaaassss…until she changed into a casj ice dancer for her performance. Yikes.

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Shoutout to Jason, this jacket is trendy AF. Wifey belongs in a Vegas club and that is NOT a compliment.

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BEWBS. No but seriously, Miranda looks good and gave Carrie a run for her money in the legs dept during her boring ass performance.

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Luke can never look bad and that seems obvious.

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No joke I actually got an undie slushee looking at this.

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This color is springy and perf.

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Classy AF.

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Embroidery’s a little weird but the rest is F-U-N!

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Cole “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it” Swindell. Coordinated hat and suit game is flyyyy.

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I guess this is a new thing that Carrie’s doing at awards show. She’s not about giving everyone a peep at her legs before the main event. Whatever, I respect it, I guess. Mostly because I literally drooled when she hit the stage in the first few minutes, legz blazin.

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Damn, Reba can get it!

Best look of the night goes to Carrie’s legs and it ain’t no competition:

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SAG Awards Red Carpet 2017

Pretty much the most entertaining thing about this awards show is that you can call them the SAG’s and everyone gives you a weird look and maybe a giggle when you do. Otherwise it’s just another snooze-aroni in secondhand awards shows. I mean, the SAG AFTRA president currently is Andrea Zuckerman. Yikes.

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Because these awards are basura, the stars dressed as such. It was a real stretch to pull together a best dressed list. But I did it anyway, because I am a true American hero. I also accidentally got solo drunk during the show–and wrote this blog afterwards. You’re welcome, everyone.

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Two thumbs down for the skin-toned craft corner beaded dress.

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Oh, ok yes. Parrots and sequins. So hot right now.

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I’m legitimately perplexed by this dress. Is the ripped part just hanging off of her body? I wish she just wore the underlayer.

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Actual eyesore.

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I’m beginning to wonder if everyone forgot about the SAG’s (insert immature giggle) and stopped by the thrift store on the way to the red carpet.

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This is a pillow case with puffy sleeves, essentially.

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Nothing accents burgundy quite like wispy cotton candy hair, is what I always like to say.

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Kimmy K’s number one stan as always looking age approps.

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No clue who this is but there are no words.

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I’m astonished that whiny B Kit, formerly of the Rockford Peaches, is still holding court in Hollywood, but here she is gracing my worst dressed list and winning awards and shit.

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Welp that’s it. I can’t stand behind Soph on this one. She matched her eyeshadow to her FUSCHIA dress. Woof city, population: Sophia Bush. Add in the gelled front pieces she has dangling in her face and we’ve got a full-on 90’s prom look.

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Couldn’t have completed this look without the matching whimsical necklace.

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This is normal.

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It’s not necessary to twinsicle it up with your hubs, Chrissy.

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Casj hip floral arrangement.

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We get it, ERW, you’re making a suit statement for all red carpets this season.

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Pig.Tail.Bunz.

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I think this is the most covered I’ve seen Taraji. Suh elegant with a side of full boobs on display.

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Hair isn’t gr8 but this dress is alright. (We’re reaching here, folks.)

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This looks comfy.

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Having hummingbirds embroidered on your dress is pretty odd, but Gina’s rack looks top notch! Three cheers!

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The girls are out to plaaaaayyyy.

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This is one of my favorite for Sofia. She always wears the same dress to every show and this is a welcome change

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Julie Bowen coming in hawt with the risque!

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I’m mostly surprised that a YouTube star was on the red carpet best dressed but also she actually looks really good.

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This dress is nice.

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I hadn’t seen Krasinski on a red carpet in so long I literally drooled at the sight of him.

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THIS IS FUN!

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It’s weird that Jonah went from frat bro at the Golden Globes to dapper Dan at the SAG’s but I approve.

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Rock that off the shoulder trend, grrrrrrl! (It’s possible that my drinking game “drink every time politics is mentioned” has truly kicked in at this point.)

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I’ve spent far too long trying to figure out what this jewelry sitch is.

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Purple camo yaaasssss Busy!

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Jazzy suit for the win.

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This dress is fab, but due to the asymmetrical neckline it looks like her right boob is 1000x bigger than her left. Demz da breaks.

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Cla$$ Act. (I know it’s not nice to say and this isn’t even a little bit a comment on her weight because obviously she’s skinny as possible but black and white layered like this will always remind me of Willy and I can’t help it. #KillerWhaleBesties4Lyfe)

Fave look of the night:

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Being engaged to Landry is werking in her favor. By miles, this was the best look of the night. Subtle and classy.

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Golden Globes Red Carpet 2017

Welcome to this year’s Golden Globe Awards, where the sponsor was double stick tape. This time I decided to change things up (#newyearnewme) by actually showering on a Sunday. It made me feel a LITTLE better to judge others from my couch with clean hair for once. Also went back to the gym and rocked a killer return-to-the-gym workout outfit. Both of these random brags about my life were specifically included to show you JUST how qualified I am to be forcing my fashion opinions down your throat.

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Sweet lab coat with a rosary hanging off it, Pharell. The black beanie really polishes off the look.

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I actually love this dress but I’m so over her hair being this short.

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Pantsuit.

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Last one was a pantsuit and this is a poop suit. Also, velvet, really?

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Love this dress, hate the hair.

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This is the Golden Globes, Jonah. Leave your kicks for the VMA’s.

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I get that Keri’s just trying to jump on the choker trend but pairing it with a Cheetah dress was really pushing it to Jersey Shore status.

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Are these pants? Is there supposed to be a split down the middle? It looks like she ripped her dress on a tree branch or something.

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Connie, GIRL, what is this?! One side tank, one side tee? Her left pit probably just gets extra sweaty.

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Can appreciate her going for the boobs out trend, this dress sucks though. It looks like something Kacey Musgraves would wear and that is NOT a compliment.

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No. Just no.

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It’s clear that I’m just hating the should cut outs of the night but also milkmaid braids on top of this made it 1 billion times worse.

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I’m a strong defender of the opinion that if Carrie’s legs aren’t showing, her look is garbage. Not only is she fully covered but the top is a disaster. People of twitter were comparing it to a vagina. Yikes.

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You know what would look really trendy? If we sewed a bird onto a dress amongst a bunch of chunky flowers.

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This is a bridesmaids dress from hell.

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Sienna Miller comin in hot looking like Wilma Flintstone.

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The skirt part is ok, the top and closing the deal with a bedazzled bow really turned it all to shit.

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Never a good idea for a white guy to wear a white tux.

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I stared at this picture thinking she was wearing white tights on her arms and then laughed for like 10 minutes. So that’s where we’re at.

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Do infinity times less.

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Equivalent to taking a bed sheet and tossing a belt around it, toga party style.

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Peplum AND a collar=barf.com

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I don’t mean to keep hating on the ladies who chose pants but I didn’t like any of these looks. Not even a leather bralette could sway me.

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Even though she’s essentially the same color as the dress, Emma’s obviously killing it otherwise.

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Um, hi you’re the perfect couple.

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This dress is a little scandalous but not quite as bad as half of Hollywood going nips out so I dig it.

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This is fun and simple and it kind of looks like she’s wearing a tiara, which is a boss move.

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Cuba may have sucked as OJ but this jacket is where it’s at.

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The guy who does drugs and goes to Disney World cleans up real well.

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It’s like a painting of perfection.

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I love the shit out of this and then there’s just like one stripe of fabric on her hip adorned with pins that makes no sense.

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Busy’s dress kinda sucks but Michelle is giving me all sorts of ideas for werking a ribbon choker into my lineup.

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The lip matches the dress!!!

74th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 08 Jan 2017

Preeettty sure I saw Anna Kendrick’s right nipple.

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The GOAT rocking Tom Ford and that’s obvious.

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JLD doesn’t age even for a second.

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There’s nothing I love more than when youngn’s in Hollywood dress for their age. BRAVO.

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Dayyummn, Dax.

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Why wear a necklace when your boobs can be the main attraction?

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Natalie is channeling Jackie O and I don’t hate it.

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I could literally stare at her chest all day. ALL DAY.

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Pretty sure Amy Adams has worn some variation of this dress before but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

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Yes, please.

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This is the perfect princess gown.

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Get it, Felicity!

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Not sure how Kristin became an E red carpet correspondent but she looks fab.

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Shoutout to a fellow big booty.

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I wanted to hate this but I kinda can’t take my eyes off of it.

74th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 08 Jan 2017

BEDAZZLED shades to match his suit?! Fresh2death. Plus he’s got the hottest chick in the game rockin his chain.

74th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 08 Jan 2017

Another princess gown that I want to twirl around in. I believe this was the dress that motivated me to note that I’ll be needing a 360 cam for my wedding day so I can do a slow motion spin.

ryan-gosling

Remember how earlier I said white guys can’t wear white tuxes? Yeah, this doesn’t apply to Ryan. I need to change my undies just from a glance at this pic.

BEST LOOK:

mandymoore

Mandy Moore coming back in a BIG way. She looks flawless and out of all the stars that went tits out for the red carpet, she was my fave.

No recap for this show because I don’t think it could have been any more boring if they tried. No one got drunk and made an ass of themselves, no one gave a funny acceptance speech and there was NOT ENOUGH JT. But seriously, as soon as I heard JFall was hosting I anticipated all of the great things him and JT would do onstage and all we got was a 20 second cameo at the beginning and the next 3.5 hours were JT dry. That should be illegal.

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AMA’s Red Carpet 2016

Should an awards show even be allowed to happen when the big three aren’t attending?

No, they should not. But that didn’t stop the AMA’s from plunging forward with beautiful person but not very experienced host/speaker Gigi Hadid at the helm. Jay Pharoah helped out with his Jay-Z impersonation, but I’ve never heard more presenter stuttering in my whole career of judging awards shows. Aside from the stammers and middle-aged man crowd dancing, let’s check out threads.

WORST.

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Halsey’s really digging the hails from a different planet vibe.  I am not.

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What a jabroni DJ Khlaed is.

2016 American Music Awards - Arrivals

I don’t even know who this is but it doesn’t matter because they came dressed as a snapchat filter and it is outrageous.

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That is enough, Chrissy.

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This wrapping paper jumpsuit gives me the dizzies.

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These guys look fine but they both have faces that I kind of want to punch. It probably has something to do with the fact that they’re known doucheronis.

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Well this is new. A cargo jumpsuit.

2016 American Music Awards - Arrivals

This dress screams youth. JK she borrowed it from a Real Housewives exotic vacation, right?

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Idina can get it but not in this firework number.

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Everything about this screams trainwreck. Is Bella trying to tell us something here?

2016 American Music Awards - Arrivals

This is a 2002 VMA’s outfit.

American Music Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 20 Nov 2016

Gigi, I love you girl. You’re like, really pretty. But no.

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This is a pretty weird pastel Barbie situation.

BEST.

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Blue was very in last night, apparently.

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My heart skipped a beat when Hannah appeared on my screen and said “I’m Hannah Jeter” and for that reason I couldn’t put her on the worst dressed even though I don’t love this number.

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This is how you slay when you’re twice the age of the average AMAs guest.

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Check out this little nugget rocking the teal suit.

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Oh ok most annoying Barden Bella. I see you.

John Legend showing us a diverse but very real jacket game last night.

2016 American Music Awards - Arrivals

Unexpectedly fully on board with the Donster in a cotton candy velour blazer. He’s stealing the shine from Jenny’s sass in the back.

gaga

Gaga’s really attached to these types of hats lately so I’ll let it slide. The white power suit really brings out her rack.

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Sharp-dressed host.

2016 American Music Awards - Arrivals

I’m an open Ariana h8er but she’s werkin this. Plus I’ve been sneaking the half up Ariana pony into my hairstyle rotation lately and it seems hypocritical to always shit on her.

2016 American Music Awards - Arrivals

Selena making a spicy comeback from her brief Lupus (?) hiatus.

2016 American Music Awards - Arrivals

Just looking at this picture, I hate this but after seeing her present I decided this steal your man’s button down inspired look has my stamp of approval on Taraji.

2016 American Music Awards - Arrivals

In case you haven’t heard, Ciara’s pregnant. Her and Russell tried out the whole sex thing.

2016 American Music Awards - Arrivals

Shiny hot pants!

Best look of the night by MILES:

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Never fancied myself a Niall chick but SHIT he cleaned up nice for his solo debut, which of course caused a flood in the arena.

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Emmys 2016 Red Carpet

Summer’s over BOOOOOOOOOOOO times a trillion, but on the up and up, it’s awards season again and that’s something that I can totally get down with. Sunday’s were made for becoming a TV/Movie/Fashion critic from the couch. *And might I add that I have a brand new couch as of last week to break in (challenge accepted.) This year I raced back home from a weekend of drinking and made it just in the nick of time for the awards, so I can’t comment on what I’m sure was a RIVETING 3 hour block of red carpet fodder. I can, AND I WILL comment on the looks that “took a village” to create for our fave celebs.

WORST

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I’m pretty much always on board with a sparkle gown but on what planet did Danes think getting the Ross Gellar one-mississippi spray tan would fly under the radar?

Ariel Winter

We get it girl, the Kardashians are your idols.

68th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Sep 2016

1970’s chair cover…or something like that.

68th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Sep 2016

I love the shit out of Quinn and fingers crossed that Constance wins for that role but this look is not a W for me.

68th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Sep 2016

I mean, I guess if you wear your nightie to the show, no need to change before bed.

Heidi Klum

This dress embodies everything that’s stressful about dressing for fall. Chilly in the morning then roasting by noon? No prob just wear one long sleeve, one spaghetti strap like Heidi.

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WHAT IS THIS CONCOCTION?!

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Let it be known that I LOVE a man in a fitted suit but I hate it when it look like they’re wearing a bib. Sry Aziz.

Mandy Moore

Color looks good on her, cupcake ruffles do naht.

Entertainment: 68th Emmy AwardsLet’s call CURTAINS on this dress. See what I did there?! SEE?!

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This seems pretty self-explanatory.

Minnie Driver

Another weird cut-out sitch.

Kathy Bates

Not even being sarcastic but was this one of Kathy’s costumes from Titanic?

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Ok ladies, time to discover that the cape/additional layers at the hips made you look wiiiiider than you are.

Michelle Dockery

CUPCAKE

Julie Bowen

Julie Bowen’s width is that of a grain of rice.

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Pants are fun because you can sit with your legs wide open but this feels kind of like a throwing a dressy top over some leggings for the red carpet vibe.

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HEY EVERYONE, KERRY IS PREGGERZ. The more you know.

Sarah Paulson

This is all sorts of Christmas tree hideous.

BEST

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Don’t know why Tori is here but I’m down with the classic glam.

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Killin it with that plaid jacket.

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Bowing down to Connie 4 life.

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If we’re being honest, I drooled a little bit just over Jane’s shoes. The dress is dece but I’m really crushing on those shoes.

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A rare win for yellow in Taraji

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This was one of my fave looks of the night. Unfortunately once Tina hit the stage I saw that she too fell victim to the aggressive spray tan. I’m willing to overlook it because she’s ROCKING the green.

Sofia Vergara

Ho, hum, just another pic of Sofia looking like a bombshell.

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The leather criss cross sneaking in

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I’m giving Claire a second chance because I actually do like the dress plus Hugh looks banging of course.

Justin Mikita, Jesse Tyler Ferguson

Dapper dudes right there.

Andy Samberg

Blue suit award of the eve.

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Less is always more.

68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals

#TeamTaylor (if there are teams for a fake relationship/breakup) but he looks alright enough to give props.

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HOT RACHEL.

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Another favorite of the night because I like sparkly things and I’m envious of women who can wear a skin tight dress and not look like they just ate 10 hamburgers.

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Kate looks phenomenal and spoiler alert she wins so extra bonus points for that.

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Ladies were all about the red and I’m all for it.

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White after labor day on point.

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It’s always good to see a 90’s queen still killing it.

Kristen Bell

Typically I would hate a dress with peacocks(?) on it but she’s werkin it.

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Emilia Clarke

Two syllable daaaaa-yummmnn worthy.

 

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Met Gala Red Carpet 2016

Welcome to the Met Gala, where all the tweens are invited and there’s always a weird theme that the Olsen Twins promptly ignore. This year’s theme was: Manus x Machina: Fashion in an Age of Technology…whatever the F that means. Let’s judge.

Woof:

dakotajohnson

Kewl stars, Dakota.

Did Solange just dye last year’s dress yellow and add some latex leggings? #LEMONADE

emmaroberts

Not only is this a granny dress but her face is scarin me.

zendaya

THAT BOWL CUT THOUGH. DAMN.

jimmy

madonna

On what planet does anyone want to see Madonna’s nips or buhhole?

katy-perry

Katy Perry is quickly becoming the next Gaga with her dumb outfits and I will not go quietly into the night about this. I do miss my tamogatchi though.

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How does one accentuate their curves? By adding a bunch of buckles, apparently.

olsens

Ever the rebels, the twins show up in cloaks as per usual. Endless ciggs have been treating MK’s face well. She looks suuupes youthful.

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What fresh hell is this seaweed dress, Cindy Lou Who hair combo, Lupey?

"Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala - Arrivals

Beyonce looks good because she always looks good but I hate this dress. The color, the latex, not for me. SARRY guess I’m just Becky with the good hair.

kimye

Kim doesn’t look tha worst, but Kanye VIBES West ruined it.

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I feel bad consistently putting Kris on the worst dressed, because you can tell she tries so hard but like, let your daughters outshine you and retire the choker.

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Speaking from someone with 100% natty boobs, I don’t know if it’s normal for fake tits to sit at someone’s throat but something isn’t right here, LaLa.

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Just, wtf is this. Save this bad boy for a 4th of July beach cover-up.

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If she had covered her bodice more I would’ve been down with this because the silver feathers are elegant. But I can live without seeing your crack whisper out of the tailfeather.

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This year’s sponsored by Hefty, Trash Bag Edition.

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Following up the garbage bag dress, here’s random recyclables sewn togets.

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Do Less.

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Hey Ciara, every man above 60 called and they want their toup back:

karl

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Love that the feathers weren’t enough, there also needed to be a majestic butterfly fluttering across this gown.

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I looked right at this outfit and had to do a double take thinking it was 15 years ago and Jen Lindley was attending the ball.

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What’s happening here?

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Furrever 15.

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This looks like a costume from Practical Magic.

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I mean, typs for Gaga.

jaredleto

Never wear a white tux if you’re a white and that’s obvious.

"Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala - Arrivals

I can’t even look at this dress because it feels like Katie is staring into my soul.

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It’s possible Karlie landed on the worst dressed purely out of jealousy.

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HEY Kerry’s preggers again. Also she’s attending a Halloween party.

Yaasss:

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This pose made me laugh for several minutes and I’m not afraid to admit it. The look is actually great, especially for hairy, scary Lorde, but that side head is outrageous.

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Brie’s closing out a hot red carpet season with this sparkler.

emmastone

I’m digging the dark locks on Emma. Plus this dress honors the theme without being outrageous.

Irachel-mcadams

I think I drooled looking at this picture. Nbd.

amyschumer

I wish her hair wasn’t so erect but the dress is hot stuff.

ninadobrev

This dress is flattering in every way.

rami-malek

I’ve got a thang for blue tuxes.

clairedanes

Cinderella, IRL. Going to a rave:

daneslightupnickjonas

Looking dapper as always. WONDER IF HIM AND KHUD SMOOCHED.

gigizayn

This is some robot fairytale shit. GiGi looks like a smoke and Zayn is her literal knight in shining armor.

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Alessandra’s dress is just the right amount of weird and also it looks comfy AF.

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That smolder though. Panty flooder.

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Didn’t even need to include the pic with Jeets because Hannah knocks my socks off all on her own.

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Sometimes Chloe has a tendency to dress like she’s straight out of a Delia’s catalogue but I like this look on her.

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Scary goth face, pretty dress.

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I wish I could wear this dress. Like, anywhere. What a beautiful fairy.

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Demi has looked fierce as hell in every appearance ever this year.

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Mindy’s lookin fresh and possibly has a keyboard clutch?

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This dress is from H&M, so that us commoners can also dress for a ball.

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I’m torn on this. On the one hand, she looks like a sassy sailor, on the other hand she’s wearing white clam diggers at a ball. You decide.

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This kind of looks like trash gathered from a beach but I like it and I bet it’s comfy to lay in.

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Kendall maintains as best dressed Jenner/Kardash

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Never did I think the day would come when I’d toss a compliment Kylie’s way but she really cleaned her shit up. She looks classy and essentially is wearing the same dress as Kim and looks a bajillion times better. Take notes, Kimmy.

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Let your hurrr downnn!!!

"Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala - Arrivals

Kate couldn’t even sit in this dress so that blows but she looks like a dime.

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Adorbs

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From the neck down, I’m all over this shit. From the neck up, I’d like to gauge my eyes out. Tay is edgy now and we need to accept it I guess, but the bleach bob NEEDS TO GO. Those shoes slay though.

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What bump? Olivia looks skinny as possible in this dress.

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TBH, I don’t really know what’s going on here but I know that her head/bustier looks fab so I just glossed over the maybe cape, maybe pants sitch down below.

blake

I mean, end with a bang of course. She doesn’t look preggers,

she just looks F-L-A-W-L-E-S-S

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