Pop Culture, Red Carpet

Met Gala Red Carpet 2019

After rocking the cross last year in one of the very rare themes I understood, we’re back to the Met just making up complete and utter bullshit as the theme. I googled it. The theme is “camp”…what is that you may ask? Well I referred to a “what does the camp theme actually mean” article and honestly walked away from the article dumber than when I began reading it. According to everyone and no one all at once, “not everything can be camp, but many things, ideas and objects can be considered ‘campy.'” WOW. With that dum dum dribble, let’s delve into Halloween in May and a rare time that I applaud those who look like assholes and reward them with a spot on the Best Dressed. (As always, apologies for the varying size photos, you would think the Met Ball isn’t held for the ridiculous outfits with the way they hold back on the save-able shots. High internet security.)

WORST

cardi

There have been far too many period comparisons to this outfit for me to see anything other than a giant pool of uterine wall shedding all over the Met Gala carpet. Also sick red swim cap to top it all off.

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I’m feeling ashamed for the time I so desperately defended Harry’s hotness to everyone in my family telling me he was yucky. Because this nipple peekaboo jumpsuit is yuck-yyy.

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Janelle’s left tit is following me everywhere I go.

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I love how Kim Kardashian is continuously invited to this shindig and never fails to show up in whatever “trend” she’s been wearing everywhere for the past month. (That Kanye 100% dictated for her.) Thanks for lubing up your cleavage and stopping by, Kim. Always a pleasure.

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Although my instinct is to be dazzled by the sparkly shoes, I can’t with this duet. Nick looks like Gomez Addams and Priyanka is a figment of my nightmares.

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Everything about this gives me the uncomfies. From the Dumbo feather ears to her just completely being naked.

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There HAS to be something living in that hair. You don’t toss hair like that out into the open air without a bird calling it home.

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I’ve stared at this a lot and I will 9000% wake up tonight with a jolt, look around my room and only see eyes.

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That hip bone jutting out actually pains me. Can you imagine physically running into her on the pink carpet? You’d literally feel like a stab victim with that pointy guy. Also we get it, you’re rich and covered in jewels.

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I don’t know what about CAMP means EYES but enough already, ya creeps.

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These two are grouped together because I ASSUME they were only invited to this because they played Freddie Mercury & Elton John respectively this year. Two of the most flamboyant and fashionably out-there singers in history. Their costumes were so over the top what I can only imagine CAMP is, and yet these two boners showed up in black suits. WOW. You really took a dare here. Plain bagels through and through.

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This made me laugh out loud because we were just graced with a public appearance from these two trolls and it’s SO soon for them to double back and switch out their wool cloaks for leather ones. Thank you for coming and showing your diversity. Back to the caves now.

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GATOR DON’T PLAY NO SHIT, YA FEEL ME?! GATOR NEVER BEEN ABOUT THAT, NEVER BEEN ABOUT PLAYIN NO SHIT.

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UGH. I already bitched about Halsey stinking up the joint with skanky outfits on my last red carpet and here she is again, rolling up to a high fashion event showing maximum skin. Great color. But cover up for a change, gurl. WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER THINK?!

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I don’t know if they tried to coordinate but if they did, yoikes.

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Burlesque Show Girl.

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I like kicks with a dress but not when that dress looks like an omelette with bacon scattered in it.

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I feel like this is more than one time that Kylie has channeled Lil Kim and at this point just become her, yo.

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OH MY GOD how badly does Kris want to be young and hip?!

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It’s hilarious to see how seriously people take this and Emma Stone is like I’m just gonna wear an 80’s tracksuit thanks.

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Originally I was going to be nice and toss her on the best because I was so intrigued by this head to toe striping but then I scrolled back up to the mechanical teeth and bananas fastened to her dome piece and had to have a real heart to heart with myself about if I’ve become soft in my old age. So Rainbow Brite Chiquita Banana can hang loose on the worst dressed.

BEST

celine

I’m so torn here. Because on the one hand, Celine’s face looks like Yzma from The Emperor’s New Groove.

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Yet on the other hand, her 51 year old stems look like THAT. You know I’m a sucker for good leg and she’s giving it.

jared

I can’t help but laugh out loud at this fool. He’s so extra every year and who would’ve thought that taking it to the next level would be making his head into a purse. SO creepy and yet the hair on that decapitated head purse? Majestic. One might even call him “Sexy Jesus.”

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CURVEBALL. I dump on Katy Perry all the time for her STUPID AF red carpet outfits. She tries WAY too hard because she doesn’t have a career anymore and got engaged to Orlando Bloom to stay relevant in the world. I have to applaud her coming to this dressed as a chandelier though. It’s the straw that broke the camel’s back. From dressing as a cheeto to a double decker lamp. She’s come such a long way. I see you, girl. How could I not, you’re GLOWING. lololololol.

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I declared my newfound obsession with Lizzo in the weekly JUice last week and she dressed as a G-D flamingo, which IS BASICALLY MY SPIRIT ANIMAL so yes, tysm you bright pink flaming, you.

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I’m pro anyone who finds a way to be carried into an event. And then have a wingspan the length of the carpet. Mad respect.

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I shit on Zendaya a lot too but dressing as Cinderella in a light up dress hits me right in the Disney princess feels. She even set up a glass slipper that she “left behind” and had this “fairy godmother” sprinkle magic dust on her for photos. COMMITMENT TO A BIT.

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LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT’S FANTASTIC. WHO DOESN’T LOVE BARBIE?!

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I like purple and I’m intrigued by this lacy legging situation.

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Ryan Murphy basically invented camp (am I doing this right?!) This ensemble is nothing short of amazing.

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I guess I’m just a real hoe for Barbie vibes because I’m loving this. I even somehow overlooked the fact that she’s very clearly wearing a G string, probably because I was drooling over how tan her back is and wondering if I’ll ever have skin that isn’t the color of ghosts someday soon.

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Wifey Miley really cleaning up her act and I’m here for it. Nothing needs to be said about that specimen on the right. Stunning as always.

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Everyone has their undies in a wad for the gents who show up not wearing a dress and heels basically. Well guess what, Michael B Jordan can wear whatever he’s comfy in and I’m still gonna say he looks like a dime piece. Also I never need to see a man’s nipples on the red carpet, cough cough HARRY.

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She is quite literally dripping in Gold.

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Could take or leave this weird dragon girl dress but ultimately put her on the best list for her hair and makeup because she looks like a real beaut.

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Basically stepped out of T.Swift’s ME era.

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I can only imagine Mindy told her stylist she wanted to be Chloe Silverado for the night and this is what they landed on. Only 3% of my already dismal number of readers will get that joke and I’m ok with it. Mind Project stan 4 lyfe.

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dAYuMn.

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I could do without the sparkle head but I mean it’s JLo and she looks like a babe soda. And ARod is killin the pink tux.

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Hi this guy dressed as a literal THEATER. Asshole level: 1000%. I love it.

And obviously bow down to the queen of aholes, Lady Gaga, who stripped down, literally, to 4 different outfits as she werked the carpet. No one will ever compare, so like don’t even try, ya know? Also, it’s her year so just let her do her thang.

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Last year was technology, the year before was China and this year’s theme is……….

Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garçons.

Huh? I don’t even know why the Met Gala has themes at this point because the Katy Perry’s, Madonna’s and Olsen Twin’s of the world are going to wear whatever weird shit they want and everyone else is going to slap on a gown. So rather than looking that phrase up, which I’m pretty sure is just an artist? I give you…this year’s fashion Halloween, from disasters of fabric explosions to regular red carpet looks.

WORST.

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Dunno who Pharell’s lady friend is but she’s wearing a literal cartoon drawn outfit. If she laid down in an empty room someone would mistake her for a couch. Also it appears as though she broke both of her feet and is walking in the boot you get from the hospital.

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Not even a little bit flattering.

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Quickest way to terrify me is by making your eyebrows disappear, CLAIRE.

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Ho hum, I’m just going to go to a fancy event HOLDING MY OWN HAIR.

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A tuxedo jacket made for a baby.

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Oh, Katy. Go away pls.

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Maggie almost looks like she’s in pain. It pains her to be on a red carpet just as it pains us all to look at her slouching over with fabrics thrown on her body.

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Is Solange mocking me? Spring in NY literally IS me wearing my floor length winter puffy jacket until roughly June.

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Has Keri passed right before our very eyes? Legit question though. Did someone check to see if she was breathing?

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No matter what anyone says about this, Lena will cry on the internet for 100 years. PS it’s ugly.

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Black swan makeup tutorial meets actual dead animal on your head.

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NO, MANDY!!! You were crushing it this year!!!!

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The annual glimpse of the Olsen Twins as they crawl out of their caves to stare into our souls. Props to them for not wearing black cloaks this year!

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Lingerie doesn’t count, Nicki.

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Is that paper glued to her head in place of hair?

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Karlie looking fresh AF to lead a board meeting.

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This looks like one of those eye tricks that you see at the circus or a magic show. WHAT HAPPENED TO HER BODY?! Oh never mind it’s just covered by weird disproportionate fabrics.

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80’s prom.

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Better than literally showing everyone her bhole last year but also not really.

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Never thought I’d see Celine with a Courtney Love black smokey eye. She must be going through a rebellious phase.

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Sewing machine splosion.

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No thank you.

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I mean it’s festive for cinco de mayo…

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John looks like a babe soda. Feathers are a little too much, Chriss-dawgz.

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The center tie really gives this a gym outfit feel. #MetLeisureWear

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Sure, Kendall. Show us your RB curtz.

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Goodnight.

BEST.

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NO clue who this B is but I love this outfit.

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This was originally on the worst list but then the more I stared at it I convinced myself to bump her up. I think it’s the tail cape, mostly I just want to touch it.

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YoYo lookin like a dime!!!

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I don’t think I’ve ever tossed a compliment Behati’s way (mostly because she stole Adam Levine from me) but she looks beautiful and not weird at all.

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1. This dress is kewl. 2. More importantly, LaLa just faced Melo and his cheating ass.

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High probability for a vag flash here but otherwise elegant.

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H8 the clown hair, love the dress.

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Could definitely do without the pink fur but the rest is 10’s.

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This dress makes me dizzy but I didn’t realize Elizabeth Banks has the body of a goddess.

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All about this dress.

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Nick reppin the underwhelming males on the red carpet looking fresh as a MF’er.

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I just respect the fact that Diddy is wearing that outrageous cape, tbh.

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Diane always looks good. (PS. I miss Pacey)

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Plaid suit swag for dayz.

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Priyanka fulfilling every man’s fantasy of the coat with nothing underneath. Not to be confused with a parking lot flasher. Much different.

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I’m a sucker for pastels. Especially when they’re hard to find among these garbage wacky outfits.

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Selena with the Weeknd red carpet debut!!! Now just lose that pink eyeshadow…

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Again, seeking comfort in the simple & approps gowns.

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Throwing Paris Jackson a bone for keeping it classy.

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This dress is kind of weird but this is my favorite color in the whole world so it works.

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MARY J FROM THE BLEACHERS! WOO GIRL.

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Again, never thought I’d give Cara a shoutout but I’m real into this metallic suit. Not so much the spraypainted head.

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Perfection.

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Surprisingly into the white top knot

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Reese can do no wrong.

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Mostly just focused on that amahzing cat eye and didn’t really look at the rest.

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YaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAzzzzzSSSSSSSSSzzzzzzzzzzzz. Ryan’s bowtie perfectly matched her blue feathers, in case anyone was wondering.

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Pretty sure this was a callback to the last time Gwynnie graced the Met Gala wearing essentially the same dress. Still works. She’s probz still the same size too (eye roll, not bitter or anything.)

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SUMMATIME. (This is the point where I’m running out of original things to say and I’m just going to start tossing out nonsense words.)

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JLo all covered up. WHOA. ARod has changed her. Hey ARod: Beat it, nerd.

Best Dressed of the night and it ain’t even close…

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Why did anyone else even bother to show up?

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Since this ball is honoring costumes, it’s known to have some out there fashion statements. This year’s theme was China: Through the Looking Glass, which left a whole lot of room for accidental racism. I’d like to applaud Hollywood for toeing that line quite nicely and avoiding any large scandal. Although no one showed up in a kimono with chopsticks in their hair, I would like to find out how one gets an invite to this event because judging by the MTV crowd, I’m convinced if I rolled up in a floral ball gown I would’ve been let in no questions asked. Anyway, here’s the looks that made me want to puke everywhere, accompanied by the ones that made me drool.

Worst:

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This is actually really tame for GaGa. Still hate it though..basically a moomoo with feathers.

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Ms. Katy Perry ditching her infamous cheeto themed outfits for an emo/graffiti theme.

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http://www.barf.com/always …sweet blue hair.

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FKA Twigs is somewhat wearing a human…or maybe just their arms/legs? I don’t know. I’m uncomfy.

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This is the first time I’ve ever seen JLo look old. Also this dress is Mushu from Mulan sewed onto a body. How dare you treat Mushu like that.

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Hey have you guys ever seen Kim K’s lady bits? This is a really bold look for her because she’s always so modest and covered. What a risk taker.

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Belle has arrived and apparently slayed the beast and dyed his fur yellow for her ensemble tonight.

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Wax. Figure.

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This dress belongs on the cover of Seventeen Magazine.

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Not into the color or the shoulder cutout, or the way Emma Roberts looks like she wants to murder a village.

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The cupcake poof makes Alicia look like she’s 1000 lbs and we know she’s not because she’s croppin so hard. Not flattering.

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I know it’s like sacrilegious to put SJP on the worst dressed but guess what, I’m doing it. That headdress is stupid.

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Little House on the Yellow River

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Damnit guys, you used to be cute as shit. Why does it look like you’re 100 now and 2/3 of the Sanderson sisters? Pretty BA to completely ignore the theme though.

dakota

Dakota looks like she picked this up at Deb and is going to hit the clubs tonight. Read the red carpet, Dakota. Not the event for this kind of mini.

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Not in love with this pattern, Cher. Hair on fleek though for someone over 60 that’s impressive.

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Chloe borrowed Kristin’s black choker from Laguna Beach.

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Again, how was this punk invited?

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Bleh.

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Ummm…maybe use the tassels awkwardly hanging down your leg to tie that wide open jacket closed.

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What an unfortunate area to have what looks like blood stains on your dress. Jus sayin.

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Kewl fake tats.

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Closest we got to an actual kimono.

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This dress looks like a pinterest project.

Best:

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Hated this so hard when I first saw it. The more that I stare at it though, I respect it. There’s only one way to come back after almost murdering your brother in law in an elevator at last year’s Met Ball, and that’s obviously to wear something like this. Fist bump, Solange.

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Andy looking dapper AF.

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Usher looks like he legitimately has a foot injury but I’m gonna credit the pimp cane to part of this look anyway. Smooth.

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Always a stylish couple, Diane is crushing the bodysuit.

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Not many men to look at so Ansel made the cut for looking adorbs.

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I want to hate Amal so bad because she’s so above Hollywood and smart or something but she looks gr8.

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This is a flattering style on her, I could do without pelicans flying across the dress.

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I dig this color on Keri, wish her hair was down.

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This is so asshole that I love it. Anne Hathaway is hated on so much and she’s like guess what I’m going to roll through with my shiny gold hood up. H8ers gonna H8.

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Elizabeth Banks looks great in this color–wish her hair wasn’t pompadour city.

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Good color, good lip.

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Selena putting the goods on display for Matador Biebs.

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The only purple dress I saw and it’s on point.

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Taking a quote from the drunk bros who complimented my derby hat on Saturday, this dress is “elegant AF”

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Classy and modest for Gabrielle Union.

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Dumb hair, pwetty gown.

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Don’t know who this is, digging up on the texture and style of this dress.

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Dayumn, Cookie.

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Classic white and red lippin.

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Crop coordinate game strong.

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And the winner of best looking reality star goes to Kendall. Take notes Kris & Kimmy. Bow down to the model of the fam.

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Do you think Jeets is into sharing? Hannah Davis looks like a smooookeeeeshowwww.

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Punk Rock Claire Danes. Get itttt.

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I’m a big sucker for pop of color shoes.

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I don’t necessarily love this dress but  Allison Williams always looks like a beaut.

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SLAAAYYYY QUEEN.  THAT PONYTAIL.

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Always crushing the red carpet Chrissy didn’t disappoint in a backless black gown.

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Mark this day down in history as the first time Lorde has made one of my best dressed lists. She even looks angelic. Who is this person.

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Uma threw me for a loop in this dress. Looking fit and fab right down to the earrings.

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Classic look for Carey Mulligan.

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Most beautiful person alive, no biggie. Ties with Hannah Davis for girl crush of the night.

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Karlie came without her twin but still looks fab.

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This is hands down the best Zendaya has ever looked on a red carpet.

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The septum piercing is real intimidating but this dress is supes cool.

kate-hudson

Not as ballsy as Little Gold Ridinghood Anne but still stellar gold.

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Ya girl Reese is literally timeless.

Woofiest Look of the Night:

chloe

Not only is this outfit atrocious but Chloe knows it is because her red carpet face looks like she just smelled a fart.

Favorite Look of the Night:

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J.Law doing the damn thing with the top bun and floral crop she’s looking fresh to death and my fave of the night.

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