Red Carpet

Met Gala Red Carpet

Since this ball is honoring costumes, it’s known to have some out there fashion statements. This year’s theme was China: Through the Looking Glass, which left a whole lot of room for accidental racism. I’d like to applaud Hollywood for toeing that line quite nicely and avoiding any large scandal. Although no one showed up in a kimono with chopsticks in their hair, I would like to find out how one gets an invite to this event because judging by the MTV crowd, I’m convinced if I rolled up in a floral ball gown I would’ve been let in no questions asked. Anyway, here’s the looks that made me want to puke everywhere, accompanied by the ones that made me drool.



This is actually really tame for GaGa. Still hate it though..basically a moomoo with feathers.


Ms. Katy Perry ditching her infamous cheeto themed outfits for an emo/graffiti theme.

miley-cyrus-met-gala-2015 …sweet blue hair.


FKA Twigs is somewhat wearing a human…or maybe just their arms/legs? I don’t know. I’m uncomfy.


This is the first time I’ve ever seen JLo look old. Also this dress is Mushu from Mulan sewed onto a body. How dare you treat Mushu like that.

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Hey have you guys ever seen Kim K’s lady bits? This is a really bold look for her because she’s always so modest and covered. What a risk taker.


Belle has arrived and apparently slayed the beast and dyed his fur yellow for her ensemble tonight.

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Wax. Figure.

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This dress belongs on the cover of Seventeen Magazine.

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Not into the color or the shoulder cutout, or the way Emma Roberts looks like she wants to murder a village.

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The cupcake poof makes Alicia look like she’s 1000 lbs and we know she’s not because she’s croppin so hard. Not flattering.


I know it’s like sacrilegious to put SJP on the worst dressed but guess what, I’m doing it. That headdress is stupid.


Little House on the Yellow River


Damnit guys, you used to be cute as shit. Why does it look like you’re 100 now and 2/3 of the Sanderson sisters? Pretty BA to completely ignore the theme though.


Dakota looks like she picked this up at Deb and is going to hit the clubs tonight. Read the red carpet, Dakota. Not the event for this kind of mini.


Not in love with this pattern, Cher. Hair on fleek though for someone over 60 that’s impressive.


Chloe borrowed Kristin’s black choker from Laguna Beach.


Again, how was this punk invited?




Ummm…maybe use the tassels awkwardly hanging down your leg to tie that wide open jacket closed.


What an unfortunate area to have what looks like blood stains on your dress. Jus sayin.


Kewl fake tats.


Closest we got to an actual kimono.


This dress looks like a pinterest project.


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Hated this so hard when I first saw it. The more that I stare at it though, I respect it. There’s only one way to come back after almost murdering your brother in law in an elevator at last year’s Met Ball, and that’s obviously to wear something like this. Fist bump, Solange.


Andy looking dapper AF.


Usher looks like he legitimately has a foot injury but I’m gonna credit the pimp cane to part of this look anyway. Smooth.


Always a stylish couple, Diane is crushing the bodysuit.


Not many men to look at so Ansel made the cut for looking adorbs.


I want to hate Amal so bad because she’s so above Hollywood and smart or something but she looks gr8.

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This is a flattering style on her, I could do without pelicans flying across the dress.

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I dig this color on Keri, wish her hair was down.

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This is so asshole that I love it. Anne Hathaway is hated on so much and she’s like guess what I’m going to roll through with my shiny gold hood up. H8ers gonna H8.

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Elizabeth Banks looks great in this color–wish her hair wasn’t pompadour city.

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Good color, good lip.

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Selena putting the goods on display for Matador Biebs.

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The only purple dress I saw and it’s on point.

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Taking a quote from the drunk bros who complimented my derby hat on Saturday, this dress is “elegant AF”


Classy and modest for Gabrielle Union.


Dumb hair, pwetty gown.


Don’t know who this is, digging up on the texture and style of this dress.


Dayumn, Cookie.


Classic white and red lippin.


Crop coordinate game strong.


And the winner of best looking reality star goes to Kendall. Take notes Kris & Kimmy. Bow down to the model of the fam.


Do you think Jeets is into sharing? Hannah Davis looks like a smooookeeeeshowwww.


Punk Rock Claire Danes. Get itttt.


I’m a big sucker for pop of color shoes.


I don’t necessarily love this dress but  Allison Williams always looks like a beaut.

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Always crushing the red carpet Chrissy didn’t disappoint in a backless black gown.


Mark this day down in history as the first time Lorde has made one of my best dressed lists. She even looks angelic. Who is this person.


Uma threw me for a loop in this dress. Looking fit and fab right down to the earrings.


Classic look for Carey Mulligan.


Most beautiful person alive, no biggie. Ties with Hannah Davis for girl crush of the night.


Karlie came without her twin but still looks fab.


This is hands down the best Zendaya has ever looked on a red carpet.


The septum piercing is real intimidating but this dress is supes cool.


Not as ballsy as Little Gold Ridinghood Anne but still stellar gold.


Ya girl Reese is literally timeless.

Woofiest Look of the Night:


Not only is this outfit atrocious but Chloe knows it is because her red carpet face looks like she just smelled a fart.

Favorite Look of the Night:


J.Law doing the damn thing with the top bun and floral crop she’s looking fresh to death and my fave of the night.


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