I expressed my excitement for the AMA’s today and both of my sisters asked me if I was 12. The answer is a hard yes. The AMA’s are maybe one step above the VMA’s in maturity level and I don’t even curr. Let’s judge how the tweens and young adult pop singers of this year dressed for such an event. Apparently if you didn’t have at least one full leg out to play, you were a nobody. I personally preferred the nobodies.

Worst Dressed:

Zendaya wearing some satin sheets and a bandeau bikini top.

Is stripper gold costume material back in style and I missed the memo? Jordin Sparks needed to step it up and show Jason DeRulo that she’s lookin like a dime.

More sparkles, more leg. Are we seeing a trend here? Leave the crops to the young’ns Heidi.

If the leg wasn’t so forceful I would actually like this dress.

Ok Morticia Adams, we get it, you have D cups. Charli XCX going nips out for the awards.

Happy Thanksgiving, the turkey has arrived!

This looks like a homemade dress for the sorority 80’s party, only thing missing is a scrunchie.

Magic looking like they stumbled out of a thrift shop (I’d bet money that they did) smelling of incense.

Imagine Dragons with a weird bib shirt, 60’s shades vibe. Hipsters, man.

Hey JLo, I know you invented the “booty” and all but you’re 45 and this is no longer an acceptable article of clothing to be wearing in public.

Best Dressed:

One Direction with some leopard accents. YAS.

Could do without the snake necklace on Kate Beckinsale but the dress is perfection.

Simple and classy, plus an obnoxious lips clutch for sass. Megan Trainor shows us you don’t need to have a slit up to your vagina to look good.

Selena with the tight black dress and open back giving the Biebs a taste of what he’s missing.

Becky G looking cute as a button with a sassy pony and approps party dress.

This dress is pretty stupid but I’m kinda digging on the crazy updo with the headband.

Nicki making my best dressed list because she is the most covered I have ever seen her and I encourage this wholeheartedly.

I’m digging Rita Ora’s yellow ball gown a lot. There’s coverage and a nice change up of color.

Lucy Hale with another classic short cocktail dress and simple hair/makeup look. Girl knows how to play the awards show game, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

I didn’t see a lot of nice men red carpet pics, so I’m including this for gender equality purposes. Nick Jonas with a real uncomfy pose but a nice dapper suit.

Julianne Hough with a saucy summer number that I don’t hate. Get it, gurl.

Stay tuned for my full recap post-awards. I can give you a teaser right now that the awards are a straight up trainwreck and I should win something just for watching them in full. I do it all for my fans.