The SAG Awards were so boring that I changed the channel to Total Bellas. Sorry not sorry for wanting to see Nikki Bella handle a breakup with Ferraris, cigars and keg stands. It was worth the watch. Those Bella Twins should be up for a SAG next year for their top notch content on E!

WORST

Peplum should’ve died the year that it made its debut.

Is this a dress made entirely of origami? LMK.

Insert shouting emoji and clap hands WHITE MEN CANNOT WEAR WHITE TUXES WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE SERIAL KILLERS.

Why is there a belt just dropped in the middle of her midsection?

Tonight’s curtain edition.

Well this is tough to do. Because John looks like a dime piece. But Emily looks like a vagina. And they posed together so it’s only one pic. Which means Emily’s labia dress just dragged John down to the worst dressed list with her.

I am so confused.

This could be my jealousy shining through as I’ve been hitting the gym recently and I will never ever be this skinny if I worked out 24 hours a day but this look just wasn’t doing it for me.

The host should really bring her A game and glitter applique isn’t cutting it.

I love me some Michael B. but I cannot get down with the harness trend. It’s so stinkin weird.

WHAT is happening here.

Oh God this is bad. From the top bun to the chunky stripper glitter heels. Wooftastic.

Girl crush coming to a screeching halt for a lot of reasons but also what fresh hell is this?

This color is great but no one will ever look good in a three tier cake dress.

 

BEST

Lotta love for the men tonight coming through with some fresh suits.

Curveball, I can be hip and get down with leathers.

Throwing CZJ a bone for those stems.

I’m so into jumpsuits right now and Emma looks fab.

A Star is Born Gaga is killlllin it.

WHoaOAaa spicy.

All black and looking hella elegant.

Can always count on Mandy to look amahzing.

I love anyone who rolls on the red carpet with shades on. The sun NEVER sets on cool.

FAVE LOOK OF THE NIGHT

I love everything about this and I’m not afraid to admit it.