I gotta be straight up with you. I have a very hard time watching any music awards show that doesn’t feature the big three. Not the Pearson triplets, JT, Bey & Tay of course. Even Ed made the Grammy cutoff and got snubbed REAL hard with no big noms. That’s not the kind of world I want to live in and it was a struggle for me to get excited about this year’s show, which obviously didn’t live up to the hype. Besides Blue calming her parents down, it was a can miss event. Unfortunately same goes for the red carpet. Time to start prepping for the real showdown, Man of the Woods vs Reputation…2019.

WORST

Stop it right now, Giuliana. Act your age.

Coincidence grouped these two stringy looks together. It ain’t doing it for me.

Mustard AND velvet. TWO thumbs down.

Clearly Jenny McCarthy was feeling irrelevant and thought a blue wig, early 2000’s rose-tinted bedazzled shades and black sheer gloves would solve that problem.

what.

Camila looks like she’s going to prom and this is only 60% of me being bitter about a singer who made a song with sounds that rhyme with Havana.

I had these exact pants when I was in 8th grade and wore them on Easter with black flats and a baby blue shrug cardigan (with a mouth full of braces) so no I will not support this look at the Grammy’s, no matter how much you try to sex it up, Anna.

Why are purple shiny boots ever necessary?

Kesha’s hair looks great but this western unisex look she’s been workshopping the past few years is killing me.

Woof city: population Joey.

I commend Chrissy for being this pregnant and still wearing heels like that. My balloon ass feet would not look good in those and I’m not carrying another human. The dress sucks though. Saarrryyy.

What was the inspo behind this outfit? 1980’s news reporter gone bad gurl?

HEIDI WE GET IT. YOU ARE A MODEL WITH A SLAMMIN BOD. WEAR SOMETHING OTHER THAN LINGERIE ON THE RED CARPET.

I love Pink and her daughter and I feel personally victimized by this dress choice.

Same name or not I can’t get behind someone with crystal butterflies adorning their gown.

The Cardi B tooth fairy in the building.

BEST

This is the most flattering dress I’ve ever seen and I want it. Talk about an hourglass fig!

Ryan throwing some mad hipster vibes.

Always love when Gaga goes class act instead of shock value.

This year’s host looking like a dapper Dan.

I’m never not going to gush over Lauren and Thomas is wearing fur loafers sooo he wins.

I don’t love or hate this dress but it was really a struggle here for rounding up a best dressed list.

Let’s politely ignore the fact that Ashanti’s nipples are loudly on display and just admire the golden beauty of this princess dress.

Nick clearly left his dinner date in Hell’s Kitchen to roll over to the Grammy’s but I don’t even hate it because he looks fine as hell.

I don’t really know what’s going on with this neck shoulder thing but Miley redeemed herself with a lovely pink gown for her performance as she further proves my theory that she’s back to dressing classy ever since Liam da Gawd took her trash ass back.

I respect this F it outfit for someone whose a brand new artist at the Grammys. Oh I’m nominated for my first grammy? Watch me wear sneaks and a white tee to go snag it.

FIRE FLAMES PINK SUIT.