Red Carpet

ACM Awards 2016 Red Carpet

We went through a quick dry spell of awards shows and then had a double up with the ACM’s and the IHeartRadio Awards. It was a real toss up of which subpar off-season awards show to take in, so I decided to watch the ACM’s live and tape the IHeart’s. I can only hope I made the right decision. If you made the decision to do better things with your winter in April Sunday night, the only real thing that you missed was Luke Bryan acting like he’s never read a teleprompter before and royally stumbling every time he had a mic, including his own performance. Act like you’ve been here before, Luke. Here’s an abbreviated best and worst dressed to kick off the week.

WORST:

jason-aldean-290

I never think it could get worse with Jason and then he sneaks a mustard button down into the mix.

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How much do you wanna bet that Rascal Flatts think they nailed this? They’re like yeah we’re edgy like 1D. The peace sign, the dad shades, and the electric blue shiny suit. Couldn’t get any more embarrassing.

katy-perry-290

Throw up everywhere. All of the throw up in the world.

dollykaty

TAKE MY EYES. AND MY EARS.

carrie-underwood-290

C’mon Carrie. Show em off.

scott-mccreery-290

Your regular “Scotty is weird and in a patterned jacket” feature. Extra cool thumbs up though. Nailed it.

BEST:

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Kacey! Look at you, girl. Such a dramats look.

dan-smyers-290

Go SU?!

brett-eldredge-290

Not only did Brett look hot AF on the red carpet but check out his casj suede performance jacket. Fire flames.

brett

jana-kramer-290

Jana had a baby like 30 seconds before she walked this red carpet no biggie.

dierks-bentley-290

Hot damn, Dierks! #Blessed you looked like such a babe to distract us from stutters McGee Luke.

miranda-lambert-290

Hey Blake&Gwen, Suck it.

kelsealegs

Since I’m not doing a full recap, quick shoutout to Kelsea Ballerini’s legs. I’m creepy and texted my sister about them and she replied “Yeah, great stems” so apparently drooling over female limbs runs in the fam.

RELATIONSHIP GOALZ:

It’s rare for both parts of a couple to look red carpet ready so they get their own section for beautiful people who also dress well.

jesse-james-290

Obv.

thomas-rhett-290

Not only do they dress like dimes, but Thomas Rhett serenading his wife with a love song was goals city, population: me.

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