Didn’t watch these but when has that ever stopped me from salivating over the red carpet? Don’t answer that.

WORST

I think the fact that this is basically a one piece tux is throwing me off. I wonder if she’s wearing a diaper because there’s NO WAY that’s easy to disrobe for bathroom times.

Remember last week when I told Amy Adams to take a risk? Yeah I didn’t mean wearing the exact same dress with puffier sleeves.

Flew too close to the sun last week as my best dressed couple of the night. This was a hard fall and I feel v. disappointed.

WTF CONNIE?! Full body sequins AND a puke lime green?! Even your hair isn’t in it’s typical Tami Taylor mermaid wave. Clean it up.

Yay to the fact that full frontal exposure will be translating to every carpet this season!

KeWL more BeWbZ!

YELLOW. SUNGLASSES. (Also for someone whose wah wahing about always playing gay characters…)

Hold me….like the river Jordan….(for those of you who still haven’t seen Free Willy cough cough KAT, this is an Orca reference)

TYSM Laura, for giving us a new twist on showing off your rack. The asymmetrical  boob peephole.

Why put a Victorian spin on nudity?

This is LOUD.

Quite literally looks like blood stains dribbling down her dress.

As a tip from one curly head to another, bangs don’t work on us. Just something you have to come to accept.

Sarah sees my cleavage rant and raises the stakes to a WHOLE NOTHA LEVEL.

I feel like both of these outfits could’ve been found in the linens section. Tablecloth meets curtain.

It has become very clear he’s just looking to make waves at every appearance this awards season. The only waves you’ll be making is treading water on my worst dressed. Boom. Roasted.

BEST

WHOA the color, the texture, it’s electric!

Sparkly! And even though there’s a peep, it doesn’t lead to nipples. I approve!

My overwhelming love for a matching lip and dress far outweighs my hate for this ultra deep front V trend.

This is a shower curtain but honestly I’m hard up for best dressed and this is Lady Gaga’s time to shine.

Throwing Regina a bone because even though this is pageant-esque, purple is my favorite color and it looks good on her.

Wins the DAYUMMNNNNN award of the night.

THIS JACKET!

The white looks clean and classy but I think we could’ve lost the cape here.

My namesake going for sexy without being skanky. Always a fine line.

My second namesake is KILLIN this year so far. Love the sparkly deets.

Royal blue is always a good choice for Mom. Where’s dad?

Brown or burgundy? Not sure but he looks like a babe.

I’m into this light grey twist.

FAVE LOOK OF THE NIGHT:

Makeup, hair and dress on point!