Here it is! Country’s biggest night!* I always can appreciate a good country awards show because the men are usually the fashion risk-takers here. Oscars, Globes & Grammys? A guy is daring if he wears a colored suit. Country music though is where a man can don a sparkly blazer paired with a 10-gallon cowboy hat. Game respects game.

*This week.

WORST.

This dress is fine. The color is good with her red locks and everything but the cutouts are really bothering me. I feel like that trend ended and if it didn’t then it should have because it makes the skinniest people look fat. Nobody wants to see skin flapping out of a geometric cutout.

I honestly have no words for this.I know these clowns always dress like this but I just can’t.

This frock is all sorts of Victorian ugly. Sry, Cam.

I KNOW I KNOW. Carrie doesn’t belong on worst dressed because she is gorge and can do no wrong but like COME ON. THIS DRESS SUCKS. It’s not flattering and I would like the ruffle sleeves to be gone forever.

My eye was immediately drawn to the vagina looking creation patterned across his arms and I’m not sorry bout it. If you’re going to adorn a jacket with feathers, make them look like feathers and not the inside of someone’s lady bits.

Well that’s a look. Gold Maître D’ jacket with crock boots.

Giving me some real Hocus Pocus vibes. We’re past BoooOOooOoooK season now, Karen. Pilgrims are this month’s theme.

SEAAAAAAAAAAAAWEeeEEEEEEEEEEd dress.

Props to the MOST perfect mermaid waves but this dress stinks.

I’ve never tried to hide my general dislike for Maren but she’s now giving me the most reasons to scoff. What on God’s green earth is happening here? Head to toe.

Oh alright, now we’re doing open-sequined-80’s workout onesies? COUNT ME OUT.

Goodbye.

I just feel very strongly that there should be an age limit on leather pants for men.

These two are hippies. That’s their thing. I get it. It’s just not for everyone. They pull it off, don’t get me wrong. But not for me, ya know?

This dress shape is overwhelming in a weird way. Brad looks gr8 though.

BEST.

Swooooooooooooooon.

I’m pretty sure these two wear the same colors and variation of these suits everywhere but it works, so whatevs.

This is a fash risk that I’m down with. Understated glamour in this suit. Well done, Dustin.

I mean they don’t get the King and Queen of country title just by chance. Red lip matches his red leatha. These two are flawless.

I don’t think I realized that JJD was QUITE this preggers already but here we go. Loving the red and she still looks like a babe soda.

One of my favorite dresses of the night.

Another suit that’s crushing the understated sparkle game. Casj and fance all at once.

Cough, cough, Carrie should’ve worn this.

These two are like teeth whitening spokespeople. Get on that, Crest.

PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!

That’s a Harry pose if I’ve ever seen one. What a cutie. I just wanna pinch his little cheeks!

THIS IS SO STINKIN’ PRECIOUS.

Reebz with that hourglass fig! Get it, grrrrl.

I will not for a second hide my obsession with these two childhood sweethearts. Also, Lauren is crushing the dark lip.