I tuned into the AMA’s to watch badd bitch Tay throw a ton of side eye and dramatic arm drops and let me tell you, she delivered. It’s no surprise she was my favorite look of the night as well. It IS surprising how generous I was for a group of hooligan youths at an awards show that’s all fan-voted though.

WORST

I’ve seen Ash look better and to be honest I’m pretty sick of her top knot (I watch her reality show and she rarely takes that thing out) and I think it goes without saying that flood pants and a blazer over a bare chest is a hard no, Evan.

This is the kind of red carpet look where you question the team of stylists around you and who told you this was awards show worthy. The hair and dress are god awful.

This is Cardi B. Obviously bitch is loud in everything that she does including chirping and clucking like a goddamn loon instead of speaking actual words. I almost hate it so much that I love it. Almost.

Knocked out two worst dressed in one pic. One in a terrible wedding dress and the other in a bee/zebra inspired costume.

Will 80’s mom ever be chic on a black man? Chuckin the deuces really added to the overall look thooo.

Cruella deWaldorf

Oh, look! It’s the new music act: creepy twins who wear matching cloaks!

How this bid weaseled her way onto a red carpet is beyond me but she looks like a Vegas show girl and that is the most obvious.

What.The.Shit.

This is the face of rap today. This guy. What did we do to deserve this?

This is so so so so boring. Also unrelated but kind of related to the hate I’m feeling toward this outfit: that song Havana makes me wanna rip my ears clean off my head. Double also, tailor your pants.

SHINE BRIGHT, SHINE FAR…get this stupid outfit off Tyra, you’re not a Barbie magically brought to life, you’re a real human wearing a pompom as a skirt paired with a pirates shirt.

BEST

Kind of a random celeb to be at this caliber of awards show but at least she looks good!

Classic bump pic where you can’t even see the bump. Oooh but she giving us that leg, guuuurl.

These two have v. punchable faces but damnit credit where credit is due with some spicy suits and funky shoes.

COBIE! GET IT BOO! Robin Sparkles indeed.

These two typically look like giant assholes so props for announcing they’re back together via red carpet and also looking fly as hell. G Eazy is pulling off those leather pants and Halsey isn’t wearing silk lingerie for once!

Ultimate pony sass.

There really are no words for JLo’s hotness anymore. Just assume she will forever be on the best dressed because she’s a babe soda who never ages.

I’m into this picnic jacket and I don’t really know why.

Seriously people stop doing the peace sign on the red carpet. You look like a dweebosaurus. Other than that, well done!

TR. What a cutie patootie.

I guess I was feeling extra generous tonight because I imagined her to be wearing something so much worse that when I saw this I was like ok, you’re good.

Daaaaammmn.

SPARKLE JACKET ALERT.

I mean. Come on. I need those boots and I needed them yesterday. Well, the whole outfit will do.