Kickoff to AWARDS SEASONnNnNNn!!!!! Let’s do this, BITCHES. I’m sorry. I’m just so jazzed and ready to judge.

WORST

We caught you ANNA, trying to sneak past the paps so you don’t have to talk about your divorce. Unfortunately this applique jewel toned dress does not allow you to hide.

The sleeves. And the cutouts. And the dress made of old aluminum can tabs. I’m not sure which detail I hate more.

This dress would’ve been fine if they didn’t tack on a foot of black feathers to the end.

ERW’s commitment to wearing a suit to every red carpet is getting to be a bit much at this point. Take this tuxedo look for example, she’s wearing literally 3 jackets on top, all different lengths. As my friend Kat pointed out, from the back she looks like a beetle. Not great.

LOVE my girl Reese, and obviously she looks good in whatever she wears but like come on. It’s the Emmy’s, not a women in business luncheon. Pick a different look.

This shade of yellow is making my eyes bleed out.

I don’t know if I expect Stanley Tucci to be fashionable AF just because of the Devil Wears Prada but he really disappointed me with these baggy ass pants that clearly weren’t tailored to his height. Get it togets, Tooch.

Sleeve/feather combo. ENOUGH.

I’m honestly surprised she didn’t just roll up in her jorts with her anus hanging out but having one scrap of fabric cover your bits is no better.

Girl’s gotta learn that trying to dress young when your face is literally melting off of your head just makes ya look worse. Hot pink with a sassy pony extension is not for everyone.

These tig ole bitties are seconds away from dumping out onto the red carpet.

I’m naush just looking at this.

Nothing will ever beat my reaction watching Debra walk away from an interview on the red carpet and discovering that it looked like an actual table was sewn into the bottom of her dress. WHAT kind of style is that?! Also, shiny burgundy latex. Guess it would be easy peasy cleanup if someone ralphed on her dress.

This is a child’s dress and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

No clue who this is I just wanted to point out that sewing pashminas together is now considered a red carpet look.

Congrats, Julie you look like a fish.

I have no words because everything about this dress is bad.

I feeeeeellll liiiiiike maybe the top of this dress was measured wrong and that her boobs don’t have a home here. Also why does Kristin get to walk the red carpet and LC doesn’t? Jus sayin.

Is Toby secretly a Las Vegas magician?

This takes mermaid bottom to a whole ‘notha level.

I’m sorry, are these SHOULDER PADS?

Sofia is wearing the same dress she always wears except she decided to toss bangs and a pony into the mix and it was the wrong decision.

ANKLE PANTS.

This KILLS me. Because I literally gasped as I saw Mandy’s face and the top of the dress and was already predicting she would be my favorite look of the night. Then I scrolled down. And was so, so disappointed. Homegurl, why you going for the Shamu tutu? If the top layer of black tulle went straight down this would be BOMB.

BEST

These two look fabulous togets.

This is on here because I was genuinely shocked to see Peyton Sawyer on a red carpet, looking babe and actually smiling. You go, girl. (ALSO SHE’S PREGGERS?!)

JLD literally doesn’t age.

I rocked back and forth between hating this and loving this and finally settled on loving it. Does she look like a giant pinata? Kind of. But also I would want to wear this fun as shit dress and I bet it’s super comfy to pass out drunk in.

I rip real hard on Nicole Kidman but this looks good. Except for the pink mismatched heels. But I’LL LET IT GO.

I mean obviously.

I don’t know if I love the flyaways poking out of this dress but these two look pretty chic as a coups.

I know I shit on all the other feather bottoms, but like, this one is different. Because she looks stunning in this regardless of the texture.

BABE SODAS.

I’m beginning to realize that it’s either ankle biter pants or baggy ankles in men’s suits. There is no in between.

SLAY ALL DAY.

Her boobs are basically the perfect size for this scandal of a dress, thus making it endearing and not slutty.

That leg, grl.

I’m into all of it.

I feel like I’ve never seen Heidi wear a baggy dress and I needed this shake up. Obviously she still needed a slit up to her RB curtz to stay true to her roots but whatevs. ❤ Bohemian Heidi

This was the most feminine I’ve ever seen Kate look and she’s crushing it.

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Dunno this actress but I respect the hell out of a violet scandal like this.

Lea looks like a fall dream.

What a delicate flower.

G might be awkward as hell on the red carpet but this is a dress right here.

Take notes, gentlemen.

I was really digging on this powder blue for some reason.

This is how you do sparkle.

What a little Hugh Hef in training.

Was it a rule that if you’re under 10 you show up looking like a baller?

This is purely to drool over Justin Hartley in a suit.

You know I love when a girl looks age approps and cute! Cough cough, anyone but Ariel Winter.

Felicity showing up the older crowd on the red carpet who tried too hard to look young and ended up looking like they belonged in a Wax Museum.

James always looks spiffy.

Ugh, Milo. Swoon city.

Fall goals: a dress with literal leaves on it.

Pretty, pretty princess.

Even though Shai’s hair looks like a wig, this dress is killer.

Feelin that hunter green, clearly.

Love this color, could do without the awksies underboob cutout.

I wish JT were hanging off that arm, but putting jealousy aside Jessica looks bangin. Everything is werkin except her poof could’ve been taken down an inch or two. Fave look of the night.