Should an awards show even be allowed to happen when the big three aren’t attending?
No, they should not. But that didn’t stop the AMA’s from plunging forward with beautiful person but not very experienced host/speaker Gigi Hadid at the helm. Jay Pharoah helped out with his Jay-Z impersonation, but I’ve never heard more presenter stuttering in my whole career of judging awards shows. Aside from the stammers and middle-aged man crowd dancing, let’s check out threads.
WORST.
Halsey’s really digging the hails from a different planet vibe. I am not.
What a jabroni DJ Khlaed is.
I don’t even know who this is but it doesn’t matter because they came dressed as a snapchat filter and it is outrageous.
That is enough, Chrissy.
This wrapping paper jumpsuit gives me the dizzies.
These guys look fine but they both have faces that I kind of want to punch. It probably has something to do with the fact that they’re known doucheronis.
Well this is new. A cargo jumpsuit.
This dress screams youth. JK she borrowed it from a Real Housewives exotic vacation, right?
Idina can get it but not in this firework number.
Everything about this screams trainwreck. Is Bella trying to tell us something here?
This is a 2002 VMA’s outfit.
Gigi, I love you girl. You’re like, really pretty. But no.
This is a pretty weird pastel Barbie situation.
BEST.
Blue was very in last night, apparently.
My heart skipped a beat when Hannah appeared on my screen and said “I’m Hannah Jeter” and for that reason I couldn’t put her on the worst dressed even though I don’t love this number.
This is how you slay when you’re twice the age of the average AMAs guest.
Check out this little nugget rocking the teal suit.
Oh ok most annoying Barden Bella. I see you.
John Legend showing us a diverse but very real jacket game last night.
Unexpectedly fully on board with the Donster in a cotton candy velour blazer. He’s stealing the shine from Jenny’s sass in the back.
Gaga’s really attached to these types of hats lately so I’ll let it slide. The white power suit really brings out her rack.
Sharp-dressed host.
I’m an open Ariana h8er but she’s werkin this. Plus I’ve been sneaking the half up Ariana pony into my hairstyle rotation lately and it seems hypocritical to always shit on her.
Selena making a spicy comeback from her brief Lupus (?) hiatus.
Just looking at this picture, I hate this but after seeing her present I decided this steal your man’s button down inspired look has my stamp of approval on Taraji.
In case you haven’t heard, Ciara’s pregnant. Her and Russell tried out the whole sex thing.
Shiny hot pants!
Best look of the night by MILES:
Never fancied myself a Niall chick but SHIT he cleaned up nice for his solo debut, which of course caused a flood in the arena.
The Salty Ju 