Red Carpet

Oscars Red Carpet 2016

Awards season is OOOOOVERRRRRR. And not a minute too soon, honestly because I feel like this year’s showing has been rough city. Since I know you’re all wondering, I wore custom extra baggy sweatpants with “Cuse” written on the left leg in zebra print (REPRESENT) paired with a men’s thermal long sleeve shirt (no bra, obviously) and Saturday night’s hair–tousled to perfection (slept in.) Let’s see how the stars compared…

WORST:

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What fresh hell is this?

At first I only saw the back and had high hopes for the front…but womp wompp the front is long pasties essentially.

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I’d be so down with this dress if it was strapless and the weird pocket swoops didn’t happen.

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Oh Jared, you cut the ombre pony and then wear this? It’s all wrong.

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Emily normally kills it but I’m not in love with this color or style on her.

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Not her best.

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Not to be confused with Oprah…a woman with a chest tat and a diamond spider on her hand.

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MEH.

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This is an Easter egg bridesmaid gown ‘splosion.

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The diamond cutout, the curtains material, the 90’s platforms–all make for worst dressed.

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This looks like something Goldie Hawn would wear in First Wives Club. (I don’t even know where that came from…don’t question it.)

BEST:

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To be honest I didn’t fall over backward for this look, as I’ve been known to do with anything Rachel wears. That sideboob though, scandal.

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Jennifer is elegant AF.

KATE & LEO! Giving the people what they want, walking the red carpet as Jack and Rose, if Jack didn’t die in freezing cold waters. Credit where credit is due, Kate tried something completely different here and looks like a sexbomb. Leo brings it out in her, prob.

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These two are always looking fresh and adding a baby bump to the mix didn’t change a thing.

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Julianne puts a twist on the classic black gown.

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Love the matching necklace

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Our two purple beauties B2B, Reese looks like she doesn’t age ever.

jlaw

Normally hate ruffles but you can’t deny JLaw looks like a hot piece here.

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Lady Gaga in a classy white jumpsuit, minimal jewels and makeup! Go, gurl.

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Was this the only red of the night? That’s one way to stand out. The other is to have a slit down to your belly button.

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Sarah looks probably the best I’ve ever seen her look.

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Seacrest looking sharp as ever in a grey jacket.

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This is easily my favorite man look of the night. Michael looks fresh 2 death.

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I love this color on her, wish the bottom hem wasn’t bubbled like that.

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Normally don’t go for the all-over sparkles but she looks gr8.

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Damn I wish she wore her hair down because she has perfect hair always in Quantico but this dress is the stuff.

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Eddie Redmayne doesn’t have a stylist and him and the wifey consistently look like fashionistas on the red carpet.

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Fun fact: Liev picked out this dress for Naomi and even though there’s a lot going on there I think she crushes it.

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I did a double take because I don’t think I’ve ever seen Sacha lookin this good. Isla looks fab even though it looks like she’s wearing an ocean-themed shower curtain.

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Brie looking like a dime and also forcing Ryan Seacrest to mop up his drool as he interviews her and yaps about how everything she says is SO AWESOME.

FAVE LOOK OF THE NIGHT:

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I just really love this color. Plus she looks like a stunner.

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