WORST:
COME ON.
At first glance I thought she was holding a giant sun hat in front of her crotch. Nope, it’s just the dress. Glad she escaped old timey prison for the red carpet though.
DIRT STACHE.
I think this is what they call “eclectic”. I call it arts and crafts.
Ciara feels like she needs to show off her labia in hopes of tricking her boyfriend into having sex with her.
I miss Nick & Jess.
Major key: Black tuxes are slimming. (Unless you’re bigger than a house.)
WUT IS THIS.
Love Tor Tor but this dress makes her look fat and I know she is NOT.
Hey Bow Wow thanks for stopping by in your lace bib.
SEL, where’s your prom date?
We get it Tove Lo, you’re badass.
Serayah (sp?) has made the full transformation to Bad Girl RiRi
MULLET. MULL.ET. BIZ IN THE FRONT, PARTY IN THE BACK.
Cam’s dress got caught in the paper shredder, apparently.
Sooks to have the same color combo as T.Swift but look worse.
Wonder how long it will take to get this dress off? Don’t get drunk Karen, you’ll be untying all night.
Only Pharrell would roll through with white shades, a pearl necklace, his grandma’s sweater and a graphic tee. I can only hope the tee said something about brunch because Pharrell is white girl wasted in this getup.
BEST:
I didn’t even think Mya was still a thing but she looks bangin.
Don’t hate the darker locks.
Classy AND hawt.
SPARKLE TUX! (insert jazz hands)
Every musician who attended these awards should be embarrassed because Alessandra just did the damn thing.
POWER COUPLE.
I’m jelly of how skinny Ariana is .
Convinced Sam lost weight because Adele is back and he needs to remind everyone he still exists.
The new pantsuit. Elegant as hell with a few can tabs tossed in the mix.
Jack is looking spiffy.
Maroon suit GET AT ME.
My Valentine ❤
GOAT
I know it’s controversial of me to include this on my best dressed. But WHATEVA. I like it. She looks skinny AF and I bet she can sit with her legs wide open because she has built in shorts. I respect it. Obviously the Anna Wintour hair isn’t as welcome but it’s better than the slicked updo. END RANT. (Update: after seeing the dress move when she walked onstage, the underpiece actually looks like a diaper. So that’s weird.)
Shocking twist: I don’t hate this.
Ugh whatever Kaley, we get it you’re in shape.
This picture doesn’t do her outfit justice, she’s such a skini minnie now.
FAVE LOOK OF THE NIGHT:
ELLIE! From left field! Everything crushes about this look.
The Salty Ju 