I guess E! is just as excited to jumpstart awards season as I am because they started red carpet coverage at dinner time. Giuliana was unbearable interviewing actual celebrities so I can’t even begin to imagine what the first hour of the red carpet was like when nobody was there. Especially since her riveting line of questions included “what’s the difference between American girls and Australian girls, no bullshit answer.” Leave it to G to ask the hard-hitting Q’s. We only have more of that to look forward to in the coming winter months.

WORST:

This is Tove Lo and it’s possible she had the worst dress of the night. When asked about it she said all the important parts are on display. Thank you for showing us your pikachu and rack, Tove. Here in America we don’t love that.

BARRETTES. CHLOE GRACE MORETZ IS WEARING BARRETTES AND A BLACK CHOKER.

Sucks that you have to walk the red carpet with your supermodel sister but like wearing dominatrix leather only made things worse.

PAULA. You’re 53! I do NOT want to see your RB curts.

There has got to be a better way for Rebel to dress for her body type than this trash bag.

What a subdued outfit for such a shy personality.

I have no words.

OMG Slutty Cindy Lou Who!

Not only is this impractical because every time she walks she flashes everyone AND her 90’s platforms make her travel at a snail’s pace, but it’s also butt ugly.

I feel like this is a real front and back wedgie sitch waiting to happen.

Ashley Benson is ready to take on a job interview.

Leave it to Biebs to wear a tee of a band he knows nothing about with some ripped jeans like a punk.

The dress isn’t the worst thing in the world but this vamp hair/makeup is killing me.

Gwen has transformed into a skanky black butterfly!

mEh.

This is a prom dress. 100%.

HARRY. Gawd. This suit. Also, trim those locks.

BEST:

This isn’t my favorite Selena look but she’s still pulling it off.

3 out of 4 in 1D dressed like suave gentlemen and I commend them for that.

Kelsea Ballerini showing off tasteful cleavage–take notes, Christina Milian.

Wilmer would’ve upstaged Demi if they posed togets.

Charlie Puth keeping things spicy in a red suit.

COULD be a longer frock, but Kendall never really looks bad, especially when she stands next to Kylie.

Can always count on Luke to look droolworthy. His wife’s alright, I guess.

I don’t LOVE this but it’s not horrendous enough to hit the worst dressed. Something weird’s happening around her boob region and I don’t know that Jeets would approve.

Kinda hard to mess anything up with a plain black dress

Turtleneck CHIC.

I wanted to post this picture because it made me laugh out loud. The lead singer/guy HAMMING in the white shirt is clearly the hottest group member and he knows it. The one on the right is trying, but can’t compete with white shirt’s natural sex appeal.

Ciara wore this scandalous dress showing off her hot bod to be STUCK in the T-mobile corner for the entire show.

I can get down with a little cape from time to time. I think Carrie’s rockin it.

I went back and forth on this one for a while. On the one hand this is a whole lot. On the other hand Gigi has the perfect model bod and looks smokin hot.

Congrats to Zendaya who made the best dressed list for dressing the most normal she’s ever dressed. She’s going all Lilly Pulitzer on us.