Movies, Red Carpet, Television

Oscars Red Carpet 2015

This is the last time this season that I’ll get to snark all over famous people in designer dresses while I wear an oversized tee shirt and yoga pants glued to my couch…and it’s bittersweet really. Awards season just flew right on by, and yet it’s still winter. Here are the people who showed up to the biggest awards show in the biz looking wooftastic. To be fair though, they did have to deal with some pretty aggressive rainfall and for that alone they deserve all the awards.

Worst Dressed:

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Eddie Redmayne’s plain suit and hunchback posture and his wife’s curtain dress. No and no.

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This saggy dress is doing nothing for her Gina Rodriguez’s body but make it look like she has a uniboob. Also that bun is aggress.

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First time ever Jared Leto’s hair hasn’t been on point. Add in an umbrella and powder blue suit and I can’t get on board.

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JK Simmons and wifey look like they’re posing for one of those old timey Wild West photoshoots.

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Thank GOD this is the last awards show because I’ve had ENOUGH of Keira Knightley and her whimsical butterfly applique dresses.

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Hate to do this because Kelly looks great, but John Travolta IS a wax figure, right? Hard to believe I used to crush on him during the Danny Zuko days. Also he’s wearing a chain choker.

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Not into the white suit on anyone.

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This is probably the most normal thing Lady GaGa has worn and yet she still managed to borrow Mr. Clean’s gloves and ruin it.

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Don’t even know who this is but this dress is hideous. Sorry, girl.

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I really loved this a lot, Marion Cotillard and then I saw the back…

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This looks a little witchy for me.

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I get that Meryl is God and everyone bows down to her but seriously can she start dressing like it? These church outfits with her hair pulled back are real roughsicles.

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That red belt ruined it for me. Looks like a karate belt.

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Yucky.

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WAY too much green. Also reeeaalllllyyy not into her David Beckham hair.

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1. Why is Solange Knowles at the Oscars? 2. Where is her body?

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Will.i.am channeling Beetlejuice.

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This bid Zendaya has been at every awards show this season looking terrible and I would like an explanation. How does a Disney channel star get to attend everything and bomb the red carpet every single time?

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Real Talk: This dress is not doing her any favors.

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Again, not doing any favors. I know she’s skinny AF but she looks wide here.

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Meh.

Best Dressed:

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I almost put Reese on the worst dressed list simply because I think this was her worst look this season. But then I decided to stop being a B…she still looks good I guess.

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Hawtest couple of the night. Suits on point.

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Although this is a side shot, JLo’s boobs were OBVIOUSLY out to play. Yeah yeah she always looks young and hot and great. Blah, blah. She wore the same exact dress all season. Yawn.

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This photo only made the list because Mark Ruffalo’s wife looks great but check out that stank face. Girl is ABOVE this red carpet bullshit.

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America looks GREAT and it’s a color no one else wore, props.

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Can’t resist that sparkle on Anna Faris.

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Wittle baby Ansel crushing his first Oscars.

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I’m a sucker for a turquoise necklace.

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One of my fave couples bringing it as always.

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Jessica Chastain getting boobalicious but not over the top (JLo, take notes.)

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Cheryl Hines looking young and fresh in a sparkly one strap.

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Chloe Grace Moretz in a princess ball gown.

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Yum. Where’s his “best friend from home” Tara?

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Damn, grl.

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Could’ve dressed up the gym ponytail but whatevs I’ll throw her a bone for the dress.

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David Oyelowo (still have to google that) always has a snazzy tux.

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Edward looks plain but his wife is pulling that mermaid dress OFF.

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Not my favorite from Emma, I mean her sparkle pantsuit DID win my best dressed of the night at the Globes, but not the worst either.

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Almost won my favorite look of the night until Cin got all Joan Rivers on me and told me it wasn’t that great. Whatevs. I think this dress is cool and different.

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Flower’s a little much but Gwen looks gr8.

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Jamie Chung with a fireworks dress.

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Jen is back in my good grace’s after some terrible looks this season. Ending on a high note.

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Only yellow of the night!

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UNCLE JESSE!!!

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SUMMER’S HERE. Lara Spencer rockin that hot pink/turquoise combo.

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I’m pretty sure Laura Dern is old as shit and she DOES NOT look like it here.

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Lupita just knows how to red carpet it up.

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This is mostly about Miles Teller’s hawt girlfriend bringing the heat.

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SASS in the BACK.

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Another one ending on a high note after a dicey awards season, Rosamund Pike.

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Twist on the typical black gown.

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Nance looks fab, I guess Steve does too.

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Viola Davis in a flattering ball gown.

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AK with coral and T’s (tastefully) out for the red carpet.

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Didn’t she just pop out twins? Pregnancy Rack – Baby Bump= Bangin.

And finally my favorite look of the night and Best Dressed of the Oscars 2015 goes toooooooooo……

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Margot Robbie, the australian smokeshow who is my age. I also look like this when I go out on the town, so whatevs.

Bonus: Other than a bunch of stupid questions and awkward what are you wearing’s, this happened on the red carpet, and it was adorbsies:

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