Red Carpet

Oscars 2017 Red Carpet

Awards season is over and if we’re being real it kinda sucked this year. No one’s outfit made me uncontrollably drool because it was so amahzing and on the flip, no one’s was so offensively bad that I wanted to burn my TV just from looking at it. And realistically you know I’m all about extremes. Dramatic reactions or bust. Anyway, the Oscars took a sharp nosedive roughly 6 minutes into the show when JT handed that mic over to Jimmy Kimmel and everyone knows it. Here’s what people wore to this snoozeroni.

WORST

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This weird panel down the middle of her top isn’t doing it for me.

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Sweet butterflies, you get that dress at Aeropastale?

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I don’t know if he does this on purpose but like does he ever take a break from being Lucious Lyon?

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This is so bad that I’m almost wondering if someone tried to F with Dakota and told her the Oscars were doing an ancient time period theme.

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If we’re being honest I discriminate against velvet because the texture isn’t my favorite. But also this polka dot thing is weird.

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That belt is from Hot Topic.

89th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 26 Feb 2017

I’m so confused by this afro wig situation. The top left looks like they finished putting this on her head and were like eh needs a little more fake hair and just plopped some on top. It’s a rogue fro and I can’t stop looking at it in horror.

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Yeah, ok.

89th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 26 Feb 2017

I probably wouldn’t have hated this so much had I not seen the baby nub ponytail that Charlize is rocking in the back when she presented onstage. Threw off the whole vibe.

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Weird satin pants/skirt combo deal. Plus word on the street is she was paid to wear this and that’s some bullshit.

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Nothing like a good front ruffle. Naht.

BEST

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Chad Radwell can get it.

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There’s nothing Michael Strahan can’t do. Swagger on swagger.

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PRINCESS DRESS.

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Hair color is pretty woofie but I’m down with this dress.

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Very close second to being my favorite look of the night.

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Leslie Mann is crushing this color.

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You can pretty much never go wrong with a black dress and red lip.

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Even though Taraji’s roll-on Bath and Body Works body glitter was v distracting while she was presenting, she looks hawt here.

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Michelle literally looks like she’s in pain. Just ignore that and admire the dress.

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Check that pocket square though.

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This is a momentous occasion. Nicole Kidman looks ACTUALLY GOOD and made my best dressed!! Congrats to you, grl. What an honor.

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Emma Stone is flawle$$.

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I DON’T SEE JIMMY KIMMEL ON THIS BEST DRESSED LIST.

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These ruffles are stupid but I would NEVER put RyRy on the worst dressed.

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I can dig the geometric neckline.

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I put this on here so my boyfriend wouldn’t get mad at me because he has a crush on The Rock.

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Blue suit of the night.

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This is nice. I seriously don’t even have anything to say about dresses anymore. It’s Monday morning and I’m sitting next to a live construction zone aggressively using power tools and no I am not ok. My brain hurts.

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SUMMER.

BEST COUPLE/LOOK:

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Hot Damn your boy looks good here. And he banged the opener so hard. Because he is perfect.

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Special shoutout to Jess because I actually really liked this look and I always shit on her because she stole my man. Also couple goals that she grooved with him in the aisle. Timberlakes 4 life.

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