Red Carpet

AMA’s Red Carpet 2017

I’m gonna be honest, the AMA’s are usually a hot pile of garbage trainwreck, but they really pulled their shit together this year with some good performances. Fashionwise, it was pretty much what you would expect from a bunch of young popstars.

WORST

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

If we’re now cool with people rolling down the red carpet in basically sweatpants then I’m out.

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

It became evident very quickly that the trend last night was for a skinny mini to wear the tightest, clingiest dress and make herself look like a cased sausage. This is Exhibit A. There were unfortunately about 100 others, leading to my friend and I to question if every single female was pregnant throughout the course of the show. Clean it up, ladies.

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

I’m really over this, “I just dunked myself in the ocean and showed up for this awards show” trend that Kimmy K unfortunately had to start for us.

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

Woofie.

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

You know hating on Nicole Kidman’s looks is what I do best. She looks like she could hop on a broom at a moment’s notice.

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

Pink looked A BAJILLION times better for both her performances so I gotta call bullshit on this one.

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

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WET. Another case of someone who looked WAY better for their performance. Living for the glitz.

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

Just because you’re an icon does not mean you can wear Payless silver bedazzled cork-heeled sandals with this black mosquito netting monstrosity.

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

Shoutout to this year’s host who went from unflattering skintight number to a collection of some of the worst outfits I’ve ever seen, including one where her nips were out and another where she was wearing her weight in mismatched turquoise.

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BEST

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

I’m digging these bling AF boots. Really shakes up the boardroom blazer dress.

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

When does Lea not look good though?

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

Even though I just talked some shit on the “wet” look, this one is fine because it’s Jenna and she’s a babe soda.

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

As a recently bandwagoned Demi superfan, I approve.

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

Mah gurl Ashlee is making a comeback in this glitzy gown.

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

I’m torn here. Because Kelly doesn’t look the best she’s ever looked but she also doesn’t look the worst. Throwing her a bone here because I dig the dark lip and straight locks.

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

Selena’s trying out the bad girl thing. Whatever, we’ll allow it for now. She knows she can’t compete with Bad Girl Tay but dying her hair blonde, wearing a leather jacket as a dress and being back on that Bieber good good is getting her close enough.

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

What a stud. Check out that hair swoop.

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

Is there a particular reason why Nick is holding his junk?

2017 American Music Awards - Arrivals

Yaaasssss Niall!

 

 

 

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