I’m gonna be honest, the AMA’s are usually a hot pile of garbage trainwreck, but they really pulled their shit together this year with some good performances. Fashionwise, it was pretty much what you would expect from a bunch of young popstars.

WORST

If we’re now cool with people rolling down the red carpet in basically sweatpants then I’m out.

It became evident very quickly that the trend last night was for a skinny mini to wear the tightest, clingiest dress and make herself look like a cased sausage. This is Exhibit A. There were unfortunately about 100 others, leading to my friend and I to question if every single female was pregnant throughout the course of the show. Clean it up, ladies.

I’m really over this, “I just dunked myself in the ocean and showed up for this awards show” trend that Kimmy K unfortunately had to start for us.

Woofie.

You know hating on Nicole Kidman’s looks is what I do best. She looks like she could hop on a broom at a moment’s notice.

Pink looked A BAJILLION times better for both her performances so I gotta call bullshit on this one.

WET. Another case of someone who looked WAY better for their performance. Living for the glitz.

Just because you’re an icon does not mean you can wear Payless silver bedazzled cork-heeled sandals with this black mosquito netting monstrosity.

Shoutout to this year’s host who went from unflattering skintight number to a collection of some of the worst outfits I’ve ever seen, including one where her nips were out and another where she was wearing her weight in mismatched turquoise.

BEST

I’m digging these bling AF boots. Really shakes up the boardroom blazer dress.

When does Lea not look good though?

Even though I just talked some shit on the “wet” look, this one is fine because it’s Jenna and she’s a babe soda.

As a recently bandwagoned Demi superfan, I approve.

Mah gurl Ashlee is making a comeback in this glitzy gown.

I’m torn here. Because Kelly doesn’t look the best she’s ever looked but she also doesn’t look the worst. Throwing her a bone here because I dig the dark lip and straight locks.

Selena’s trying out the bad girl thing. Whatever, we’ll allow it for now. She knows she can’t compete with Bad Girl Tay but dying her hair blonde, wearing a leather jacket as a dress and being back on that Bieber good good is getting her close enough.

What a stud. Check out that hair swoop.

Is there a particular reason why Nick is holding his junk?

Yaaasssss Niall!