Red Carpet

SAG Awards Red Carpet

I’d like to personally thank the SAGs for being on a Saturday night and thus giving me the perfect pre-going out drinking game. Good lookin out, Hollywood. Also personal thanks to Brad Goreski of E!’s red carpet for chatting it up with a celeb for a bit and then going “so I’m done speaking with you” to get her outta there. Smooth.

WORST:

The 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Red Carpet

Hey Susan, you’re 100. Put your SAGgy T’s away.

Uzo Aduba

CHRISTMAS TINSEL.

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO KIT FROM A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN.

22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Red Carpet

WUF. Keith, your boy band chunky highlights. Nicole, your sparkly clown dress. Pull it together, guys.

The 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Red Carpet

I wanna be on Team Brie but this dress sucks. The rips and cords holding it together is dumb.

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Oh, look, a piñata!

Ellie Kemper

“She looks fine.”-my friend Lindsey

The 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Red Carpet

I’m pretty sure Gabrielle wore this same number to Beverly Hills High’s Senior Prom.

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Serenity by Jan coming in hot with a hideous Leopard number, a sassy pose, and a mom hair flip.

Giuliana Rancic

Keep doing you, G. And by you, I mean making everyone on the red carpet uncomfy, obv.

Anna Faris

Not my fave turtleneck dress.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

I was fine with this until my friend pointed out the tiered design, SO I GUESS WE’RE BEING PICKY.

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I don’t love the low cut cleave shot without the cleave.

22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Red Carpet

Worst dressed sisters!

Julianne Moore

JULIANNE!!! WHO TOLD YOU TO WEAR THIS?! You always look like a dime.

Mayim Bialik

MY EYES.

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Is this one of the new Barbies?

22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Red Carpet

She landed on this list because that face. Sry n0t Sarry.

22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Red Carpet

Naht flattering.

BEST:

22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Red Carpet

TOP. DOG. the GOAT.

22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Red Carpet

All hail the bun.

Rachel McAdams

Rumor is this might be a two piece. Either way, love it hard.

Kristen Wiig

She actually has a pony, and it looked gr8. Love the onesie action too.

Queen Latifah

Queenie looking like a skinny mini!!!

22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Red Carpet

So glad to have Tina Fey back and looking like a red ballerina.

22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Red Carpet

This chick is a precious flower until she opens her mouth and that accent takes over.

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What a fab party dress!

22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Red Carpet

Sarah looks like a babe…even with glasses and a ‘stache.

22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Red Carpet

Love the beads, love the color, love the style. WiN.

Amy Poehler

I actually like the dark hair on Amy and her knockers look top notch.

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Can never hate on purple. This top half is different and kewl.

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Diggin on dat blue.

The 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Red Carpet

Eva is a forever smoke.

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Boom. Plaid suit.

22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Red Carpet

WERK THOSE SLIPPERS, GRL. RESPECT.

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Even though she has mom hair her “Angelina Jo-Leg” is on fleek.

Laverne Cox

This is my damn color. (I’m starting to get wine buzzed. I will not apologize for my captions.)

Ariel Winter

This is the best Ariel has ever looked on a red carpet. Her boobs are a normal size and this black dress is perf.

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What a baller. Shot caller.

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Beautiful red dress, snappy tux.

MY FAVORITE LOOK OF THE NIGHT:

Kiernan Shipka

Different color, unique pattern & supes flattering.

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