I’d like to personally thank the SAGs for being on a Saturday night and thus giving me the perfect pre-going out drinking game. Good lookin out, Hollywood. Also personal thanks to Brad Goreski of E!’s red carpet for chatting it up with a celeb for a bit and then going “so I’m done speaking with you” to get her outta there. Smooth.

WORST:

Hey Susan, you’re 100. Put your SAGgy T’s away.

CHRISTMAS TINSEL.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO KIT FROM A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN.

WUF. Keith, your boy band chunky highlights. Nicole, your sparkly clown dress. Pull it together, guys.

I wanna be on Team Brie but this dress sucks. The rips and cords holding it together is dumb.

Oh, look, a piñata!

“She looks fine.”-my friend Lindsey

I’m pretty sure Gabrielle wore this same number to Beverly Hills High’s Senior Prom.

Serenity by Jan coming in hot with a hideous Leopard number, a sassy pose, and a mom hair flip.

Keep doing you, G. And by you, I mean making everyone on the red carpet uncomfy, obv.

Not my fave turtleneck dress.

I was fine with this until my friend pointed out the tiered design, SO I GUESS WE’RE BEING PICKY.

I don’t love the low cut cleave shot without the cleave.

Worst dressed sisters!

JULIANNE!!! WHO TOLD YOU TO WEAR THIS?! You always look like a dime.

MY EYES.

Is this one of the new Barbies?

She landed on this list because that face. Sry n0t Sarry.

Naht flattering.

BEST:

TOP. DOG. the GOAT.

All hail the bun.

Rumor is this might be a two piece. Either way, love it hard.

She actually has a pony, and it looked gr8. Love the onesie action too.

Queenie looking like a skinny mini!!!

So glad to have Tina Fey back and looking like a red ballerina.

This chick is a precious flower until she opens her mouth and that accent takes over.

What a fab party dress!

Sarah looks like a babe…even with glasses and a ‘stache.

Love the beads, love the color, love the style. WiN.

I actually like the dark hair on Amy and her knockers look top notch.

Can never hate on purple. This top half is different and kewl.

Diggin on dat blue.

Eva is a forever smoke.

Boom. Plaid suit.

WERK THOSE SLIPPERS, GRL. RESPECT.

Even though she has mom hair her “Angelina Jo-Leg” is on fleek.

This is my damn color. (I’m starting to get wine buzzed. I will not apologize for my captions.)

This is the best Ariel has ever looked on a red carpet. Her boobs are a normal size and this black dress is perf.

What a baller. Shot caller.

Beautiful red dress, snappy tux.

MY FAVORITE LOOK OF THE NIGHT:

Different color, unique pattern & supes flattering.