Hey guys, I actually showered on No-Shower-Sunday so this gives me every right to rank who looked like a garbage can at the Billboard’s.

Worst:

Zendaya’s back to barf.com outfits.

Not a good enough reason to show your belly button and almost vagina, Rita.

Sweet noutfit (nude outfit), Jussie.

This is a Christmas party dress. Let’s stick to summer thoughts.

COME ONNN. WHY ARE YOU EVEN WEARING A DRESS AT THIS POINT?

Because only Mariah would walk the red carpet with oversized sunglasses like an asshole.

Brit. Woof.

This dress is making me dizzy. Sry, girl.

All I’ve ever wanted is for Harry to throw a little dry shampoo in that lettuce of his.

Best:

I-G-G-Y coming in Saasssyyy. Could be because she’s standing next to dud city but I dig.

Yes, please.

Nick knew my favorite color is purple. He’s just toying with my emotions now.

FIDDY. Left field. Fresh to death.

Taraji has been dressing like a sassmonster lately and I don’t hate it.

Jesse never disappoints in his suit game.

This grew on me, the men are really impressing me with the unique suits this time around.

Tay is owning this. Strut city with those billion dollar legs.

Obv fave outfit of the night and also squad goals: