Since I’m immature I still watch E’s red carpet (I assume everyone does) and this year’s highlights included Giuliana being the most awkward bird alive-as always. She did a weird light saber fight with the kid from Room, asked everyone uncomfy questions and tried to make it all about herself. On the other hand, we had Ryan Seacrest whose approach to red carpet chat was throwing celebs together whether they had met or not. The best pair being Jennifer Lawrence and Katy Perry. As Katy blubbered on, J.Law gave a polite smile while her eyes said that she hated Katy and her Jersey Shore trash hair.
WORST:
This isn’t your time to shine girl. Take your bumpit and go home.
Mark Ruffalo with The Lovely Bones rape glasses.
I have a strong feeling that Kate Winslet has worn this dress before.
This dress doubles as a Mummy costume.
Curtains for the drawing room.
I’m beginning to believe that Maggie just plays into always wearing something hideous. She’s got to be in on the joke at this point.
When will people learn that ruffles are never flattering.
Sparkle trash bag
This is a whole lot.
Please see my ruffles comment above.
Not in love with the dusty pink and vag golden leaves.
1 fish, 2 fish, red fish, blue fish.
Gina usually blows me away and this was just alright. But it does have pockets, which is every girl’s dream.
I hate all aspects of this dress. It looks like something Kacey Musgraves would wear with her honkin cowboy boots and a hat.
HOW did he get invited to this? Do you think he just stumbled upon the red carpet and starting throwing around finger gunz?! You just got HOFFED.
“This black dress is kinda boring, let’s glue a giant bow to the front”- a rich designer, probably.
The sequin overload is blinding and THEN there’s a cape.
The glittery fire flames on her chest, though.
What’s with the sparkle factory throw up trend?
My annoyance of Maria is no secret but is she for serious with this cleavage?
I mean I don’t really need to see proof that Nancy O’Dell got a Brazilian before she hit the carpet.
This is a weird jumpsuit sitch.
I love a good crop coord but the matching choker ruined this whole deal. Also if this is what abs look like on a girl I’m fine not having them.
No thank you to the double breasted buttons
I actually originally liked this look for JLo, you know cause her bits are covered and she still looks amahzing. But then my friend pointed out she looks like mustard and ketchup and now I can’t unsee it.
BEST:
SHE’S 70. DAMN.
Lick.
Love a good blue suit.
Julianne is another one who always wears almost exactly the same dress but whatevs cause it ain’t broke.
I hated Michael B. Jordan when I was forced to watch him every week instead of Riggins on FNL. But he’s so fiery hot lately that I’ve forgiven him.
J.Law can do no wrong.
For the love of God, will somebody please give this man an award?
Julia always brings the heat.
Sassy patterned suit jacket.
She looks ***Flawless.
The red on red is working in Amy’s favor.
Classy and flattering for Queenie
I don’t LOVE how flat this dress makes my #1 girl crush look, but I will never put her on the worst dressed. I just can’t.
A.Schu is killin it
Jenna looks like a dime, Channing’s piecy combover is really ruining things here.
Sparkles that aren’t over the top
Taraji is always fierce. Of course she has a cape.
Don’t know how to pronounce her name but she looks gorge.
Embodied kewl couple, she looks like a smoke, he’s wearing kicks with a tux.
The only hot pink I saw and I’m INTO it.
This one threw me for a loop. Kirsten is looking goooood.
Oh, David. Your suit game is so on point.
Brie looks like a golden goddess.
Since I’ve been aggressively mean to his outfits in the past, here’s a nice look with sneaks that I basically own.
I actually really like this color on her and clearly she has the flat mid section for love handle cutouts, unlike myself.
Honestly all hail Sophia Bush.
Love the style and color of this gown.
Sam Smith giving it to me with that scruff.
America’s a skinny mini now!
RED HOT.
Keeping it simple is usually the way to go.
This was a little surprising that Bob Odenkirk was keeping it spicy and trendy.
MY FAVORITE LOOK OF THE NIGHT:
The Salty Ju 