HEY GUYS! It’s one out of 1000 country music awards! Except these ones are GREAT because Luke Bryan co-hosts with Blake Shelton and therefore I get to spend a lot of time staring at my TV and drooling over Lukey. Generally the country boys really show up for these awards, fashion-wise. There were a couple disappointments but overall the southern gentlemen were looking fre$h in their Sunday best.

Worst:

Shweet Curtains.

The Mickey Mouse Ears covering her boobs aren’t doing things for me.

WHY DO MEN STILL THINK IT’S OK TO WEAR POWDER BLUE. IT’S NOT.

Montel is here for some reason, and he borrowed this outfit from an ice dancer.

Damn it, Nick. You’re a smoke and you decided to wear this?! He looks like a caricature of Woody from Toy Story.

Jana, this dress makes me dizzy.

Frankie Ballard as the Circus ring leader of the evening.

Why is Jamie Lyn Spears here?

This is his “awards show” short sleeve plaid shirt.

Hate to do it but I don’t like this dress at all. She redeems herself real quick during the awards though.

Was there a 2 for 1 special at the barber, Dan & Shay?

Prom Barbie

Nottttt a flattering dress 

I mean…

Why is Darius wearing the same shades that the old blind guy in the Sandlot wore?

Might I remind everyone that at the CMA’s, this girl performed in basically a sparkle t-shirt. Clearly she has something against covering her lady bits.

Best:

Red sass on sass.

Boys, this is how you do blue. Take notes.

Classic look for Kellie Pickler

Best dressed couple of the night. Best dressed couple of ever.

Chase lookin polished and classy.

Dierks with the plaid sass is fresh to death.

Don’t think I didn’t try to crop his wife out.

Left Osborne-Yes, Right Osborne-No (Powder Blue rule…)

FGL NO VESTS. GET IT, BOYS.

Hunter in a grown up suit.

Kacey didn’t do anything flashy or weird and for that I commend her on the best dressed.

YASS.

Keith is so cool guy rocker it hurts.

The disco ball twins went for it.

Sam Hunt ❤

Don’t even know who this is and it was my fave of the night, easily.

PURPLE SUIT. ALL THE AWARDS.