The awards show that brought us Lady Gaga’s meat dress obviously is held in high regard in the fashion industry. JK this show is always a trainwreck and it’s difficult to find a best dressed anywhere near the VMA’s but I did my best…just like it took Miley all of five minutes to do her best to force my dinner back up my throat.

WORST:

The day that I put Nicki on a best dressed list will probably be when hell freezes over.

I don’t even know what to make of this outfit. It’s like pirate meets salsa dancer meets hooker.

WITCH!

Fringe splosion. Not a good look.

 

Jillian Michaels brings us back to 1993. Also we get it, you have abs.

Bad Blood squad not faring well on the Ju…Color and style of this dress are blah.

I don’t understand how Kelly did Fashion Police for so long and continued to dress like a dumpster.

C’mon Tay. Act like you’ve owned the VMA’s red carpet before. This outfit is blinding, the hair is too slicked and it looks like she can’t keep her eyes open with that cat eye overload.

The safari twins going for matchy matchy neutrals.

Too many aggressive styles at once on this jumpsuit.

Britney. We talked about this. Please cover yourself. It’s getting embarrassing.

Justin, your hair, WOOF.

Obviously. We can go ahead and book every look of the night for Miley under WORST.

BEST:

Elegantly slutty is what I call this look. Also John with the leather pants? DAMN.

GET OUT RIGHT NOW, it’s the end of baby JoJo.

One of my favorite looks of the night. Tori’s crushing the going out party shorts

 

I don’t think it’s possible for Gigi to look bad.

Summer’s not over yet with this hot pink!

This dress normally wouldn’t be for me but Demi is rocking it

 

Selena says I’m classy AF with the black gown but also I’m not wearing a bra with the nips peek.

Nothing weird here, keep up the good work Cara.

I can appreciate the hippie chic on Vanessa.

SIIICK Loutfit from Nicky J.

And for all the squad shippers…of course Tay did the red carpet with the Bad Blood crew: