Totes wasn’t going to do a best/worst dressed for this awards show but then I saw too many looks worthy of blogging, so here we are. MTV award shows generally means that everyone thinks they can dress zany, which usually goes horribly.
Bai Ling. No. no. no. Apparently she called this creature her boyfriend. Sounds about right.
Charli XCX keeping it weird as always with this rain jacket sitch. Not even her worst outfit.
Hey we get it Emily, you got famous for shaking your tits to Blurred Lines, we can Youtube it…we don’t need to always see them.
Speaking of having their rack on display, Farrah’s boobs that she purchased with a loan from the bank.
I can honestly say that I don’t like one single aspect of this outfit.
Jessie J usually looks like a smoke and for whatever reason her stylist dressed her as a middle aged DMV employee going to a steak dinner in Milwaukee.
I think this is a denim tube top. We can’t really call it a dress when it doesn’t even cover her hoo-ha. Either way, puke.
This individual’s name is Machine Gun Kelly. Knowing that, the pose and outfit all make perfect sense.
I want to love the bold suit choice but this is just too clown for me.
Quick beach day, bruh.
I love Shai but I’ve seen her look 1 trillion times better. Not into the mom jeans and mixed patterns. Def into her side braid.
The Host herself pulling off the sassy updos and tight black minis all night long. Crushed it.
Is Anders Holm dressed kinda like a dad with those sneaks? Yeah but he looks adorbs, so I let him cruise onto the Best Dressed.
These colors are so springy and fab. Anna Camp knows how to dress fun without looking outrageous. Also my fave look of the night I think.
Just zany enough but not too much to be wearing Godzilla on your body
I’ve never been in love with Pink and Red but this is so simple that it works.
Love the outfit, hate the slicked hair.
JLo actually covered up a little more nipple, no?
Miles Teller is SO cool guy in this outfit.
Natt Wolf sneaky coming for the title of Cool Guy. Just needs some shades on that v neck.
YES. Rebel owns this hot pink cape.
ScarJo going modest and looking like a summer peach.
Sassy sparkle mini. Hellz yeah.
MATTY SARACEN. YOU ARE A DREAM. TEXAS FOREVER, 7.