For those of you who are my friends or family you already know that I have always been the go-to person for all *important* things such as celebrity happenings and twitter beefs. I will often interrupt a very regular conversation about actual people we know to inform you that Taylor Swift tweeted at Ed Sheeran or Jessie James ‘grammed another “no filter” of her perfect baby and sexy NFL husband. For that I will not apologize. When the world starts buzzing about these vital pieces of information you can say you heard it from me first. You’re welcome. We’ve now arrived at a point in my life where I actually get offended if someone breaks celeb news to me before I’ve seen it. Hop off my territory.

The point that I’m getting to beside the fact that I sound like a real loser, is that I’m now trying to turn my obsessive Hollywood interests into entertainment for you nerds. It’ll be a work in progress, but I’m hoping to specialize in pop culture stories summed up so that you can stay in the know but also saturated with my salty opinions, because why not? A wise man once said, “take your interests and figure out how to use them for something.” That wise man was named the G-Man and that quote was given after I explained to him in my utmost serious tone how each day of the week has it’s own trend and correlating hashtag on Instagram. The real quote he gave was much more sarcastic and much less philosophical, but you get the point. I can only imagine that his pride in me as a human being of society was overflowing at that particular moment. So here’s to making my knowledge of every Laguna Beach reunion anything but useless.