To take a quote from Kevin McAllister if I may, “I’m 10-years-old. TV is my life.” Except I’m far from 10 years old. Dig into the Archives here to find Bachelor recaps and everything I’ve binged since my retirement from Bach Nation.
Winter Watch List
My seasonal sads have hit an all-time high. Bad news for me, great news for all of you because I’m about to download every piece of entertainment I’ve consumed in my several weeks of couch rotting. If you have a well-rounded work and social life, and therefore don’t have time to keep up with all…
Best of the Worst Hallmark Holiday Movies, 2024 Edition
I’m nothing if not transparent with you and although up until this point I’ve vehemently enforced the ‘no Christmas movies or decorations before Thanksgiving’ code of conduct, this is the year that I caved. I decorated and started movie binging November 24th. To be fair, Thanksgiving was late this year. But also Netflix dropped 3…
The Salty Ju Does True Crime: Scott Peterson
Long-time lover and consumer of *most* things true-crime (living alone and immersing myself in brutal crimes don’t always go hand in hand), I don’t know that I’ve ever devoted an entire blog to a case. However, after guzzling down three series on the Laci Peterson murder, and having a hot take, I felt it was…
Best of the Worst Hallmark Holiday Movies, 2023 Edition
The past few years have been so overwhelming with networks boasting MORE NEW ORIGINAL CHRISTMAS MOVIES than EVER BEFORE that I’ve set a date around Thanksgiving, preferably when I’m in the office, to curate a list. I don’t have time to watch every single piece of beloved holiday trash that Lifetime and Hallmark create, so…
Fall 2023 Netflix Round-Up
Sometimes I go on a real hot streak of consuming every piece of content that hits Netflix. Ever the charitable blogger, I’m happy to share with anyone who actually has a life, what you absolutely don’t need to waste your time binging. It also feels vital to point out that even though I may SEEM…
Best of the Worst Hallmark Holiday Movies, 2022 Edition
It’s 2022, baby! We’ve got about 6 zillion streaming services and FINALLY they’re all making original Christmas movies. We are no longer SHACKLED to a network geared toward the middle-aged female demo making four of the exact same movie starring Candace Cameron Bure each and every year with the grand finale being a Sahara desert…
Best of the Worst Hallmark Holiday Movies, 2021 Edition
We’ve reached the point of no return. I am no longer even giving a “Watch” or “Skip” rating to these made-for-TV (or streaming) holiday flicks. This is my 7th annual blog recapping the art that is an awesomely bad cliche holiday movie and if you’re reading this I’m assuming you know that it’s a real…
Netflix February Round-Up
I never realize exactly how much TV I’ve been binging until I have human contact and realize that 90% of my life updates are just Netflix series and movie recommendations. That happened to me recently and I realized that if I’m going to yap my face off about what I’ve been watching lately, why not…
Best of the Worst Hallmark Holiday Movies, 2020 Edition
Hallmark and Lifetime (mostly Hallmark) have been in the crosshairs in recent years as society has become more “woke” that they’re not really all about equal Christmas love representation. It’s funny that everyone has an issue with representation yet no one feels the need to question how two individuals can get interrupted right as their…
Doc O’Clock
I’ve noticed that I’ve been really watching a buttload of documentaries in “quarantine”—I put it in quotes because I’m pretty sure the rest of the world is no longer quarantined but fun fact: when you’re unemployed, quarantine never ends. I’ve always loved a good true crime doc so I can pretend that my several years…
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