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Taylor Swift – Midnights (3am Edition)

Taylor Swift is taking a break from re-releasing every song she’s already released and a million more “from the vault” to bring us her 10th album (for the first time.) And you know what that means, I am obliged to word vomit my opinions on each and every track. As an elder millennial (and I…

Emmys 2022

I gotta be honest I didn’t know the Emmys were last night until I did my typical dinner-time IG scroll and saw red carpet looks. I’m embarrassed to admit that but I like to always keep it real here and the truth is I think I’m getting too old for this shit?! These days Taylor…

CMT Awards Red Carpet 2022

Alas, an awards show with music I’m actually familiar with and don’t feel too old, washed up or uncool to consume! Can always count on the trusty ole CMT Awards to inject the true spirit of Nashville into our veins with a side of sparkles. WORST Honestly this isn’t the worst but I’m putting them…

One Year as The Jersey Ju

For anyone who read the angry novella of the worst moving experience of my life, not only did I somehow make it through that, but it was ONE YEAR AGO! I survived a whole ass year in New Jersey. And let me tell you, after almost dying every time I dared to get behind the…

A Blubbering Whale of a Tale

Whale hello there! I’ve been chugging away at my New Jersey Bucket List, just trying to earn my stripes as a Jersey Girl and my next big check, my white whale so to speak, was peeping some big booty big ole humpbacks. My affinity for sea mammals begins and ends with my obsession with the…

SAG Awards Red Carpet 2022

I don’t know what the hell has been going on with Hollywood and awards shows still but we’re going on year 2 of no awards season and what a dry spell it has been for Salty Ju red carpet blogs. Yeah, yeah, I know we’re still in a panny but I also know for a…

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Beach Blooms It was a tumultuous girls weekend that I needed a week to recover from. We’re still mourning the loss of Barbie’s head, sandal, crown, and too many press-on nails to count. Please respect our privacy during this very difficult time. #MeanGirlsWeekend #MrsDoubtfireFace #WorstTimeEver #WhateverYouWantMommyBuys #RockClimbingCasualties #DirtEspressoMartiniFlights #AriellaThrived My big bucket list (not to be confused with my location-specific bucket lists when I move somewhere) had rock climbing on it. Since I can’t imagine ever showing up at a legit rock climbing gym and being taken seriously, working my way up to a Level 2 wall of donuts was more my speed. Still too afraid to rappel all the way down but there’s always next time. Thanks to my five year old niece for giving me an excuse to show up to a climbing place built for toddlers without looking sus. And my sister for the videography and moral support as the only adults in harnesses at this establishment. #BucketListLife #CheckThePianoforPressies #SorePachinas #LevelOnesandTwosOnly #ClimbZone #DontLookDown Ben Affleck took a lot of heat for being held hostage by JLo at the Grammys, so I wanted to share my new fave flannel featuring a much less miserable Ben surrounded by the things he loves most: Dunkin iced coffees and donuts. May we all aspire to smile as brightly as an Affleck with his Dunks. All you need is Mother Earth, Father Sky, and your dear old Charlee Girl. 2022 was the year that I adopted my best friend, swam with dolphins, saw whales, visited MLB stadiums to try all the wieners and paid off my student debt 🍾 And just like any other year it was full of tears and struggles and loneliness (not depicted in this video cause I’ve got a real ugly cry face.) Shout out to everyone who was along for the adventure and willing to participate in my never-ending bucket list. Cheers to another year full of explorations that I will no doubt over-document. Oui Wish You A Merry Christmas Billy Joel may have cancelled his show but he couldn’t cancel my Christmas in New York State of Mind 🎄 (Hard) Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree 🎄