Anytime we’ve got a carpet with celebrities stuntin their looks, I immediately transform into Joan Rivers to judge those looks. Please know that I have absolutely no fashion expertise, I just love awards szn the most.
Oscars Red Carpet 2026
And with that the 2026 awards season comes to an end. Goodnight. (read it in TikTok guy’s voice or GET LAWST.) This awards season was especially brutal for me, as it seems I have aged out of enjoying a gathering of celebrities. JK, I haven’t aged out of it, I just don’t find anything entertaining…
Actor Awards Red Carpet 2026
REEEEEEEEMIXXXXX. Formerly the SAG’s, which allowed me to make AT LEAST one saggy boob joke per year especially with how often Hollywood is poppin them yabbos out on the red carpet, this awards show for whatever reason has been renamed the Actor Awards. If I had to guess, there was something offensive about the title…
Grammys Red Carpet 2026
MUSIC’S BIGGEST NIGHT! I would normally find a way to ramble about myself and then insert gratuitous ‘fit pics, but New Jersey has been in a deep freeze for a full week, I’ve just completed my third weekend in a row of being a winter shut-in, and taking my dog out each night in these…
Golden Globes Red Carpet 2026
HNY! Let’s start off 2026 on the right note, judging celebrities for what the team they pay chooses for them to wear one time for photos. And while we’re on the topic, may I make a sound argument for the broke bitches of the world who NEED to have a new ‘fit for every photographed…
Emmys 2025 Red Carpet
In case you haven’t noticed, I took the summer off from blogging save for my thicc two-parter about my disastrous solo adventures. I clearly needed 3 months to recover. I’m sure you’ve missed me. I’ll try to make up for the lack of snark you had this summer in the first red carpet of the…
Oscars Red Carpet 2025
WE MADE IT! It’s Hollywood’s biggest night, the culmination of awards season. Doesn’t matter what that stupid rat named Pux Phil saw or didn’t see, at least we can always count on the Oscars to tell us Spring is near. Thank the Lord. There is hope. This winter can die away from me and I’m…
SAG Awards Red Carpet 2025
We’re almost through with awards season…and winter, God willing. The SAG’s are typically skipped by the gen pop who doesn’t need another opportunity to listen to the richies of Hollywood wax poetic about why they love being an actor. But they finally moved them to Sunday night on Netflix and let’s be real, we don’t…
Critics Choice Awards 2025 Red Carpet
I don’t know if it was because this awards show was rescheduled twice or because it’s on cable or because it doesn’t really matter, but everyone SURE dressed like dumpster soup! In fact, I’ll go so far as to say that the men all looked stunning and the women all looked like they got dressed…
Grammys 2025 Red Carpet
Honestly kind of bold to have Music’s Biggest Night go on without rescheduling after the city blazed for like 3 weeks straight. They claimed to keep things as is so they could celebrate the resilience of the city, and of course hawk a QR code for donations every 5 mins. No offense but if I’m…
Golden Globes Red Carpet 2025
NEW YEAR, SAME SHIT, YO! I’m drinking the wine and judging the looks. Since I spent the last week switching from night jammies to day jammies then back to my night jammies again, I don’t have a super recent high fashion streetwear snap of the type of looks I’m rockin in my very busy and…
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